tomteriffic Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I'll bet it's somewhere on TGP too. “My ‘59 Les Paul replica. Baseball bat neck, weighs forty pounds, year specific sunrise finish, custom wound pickups with rare earth unobtainium magnets, coil tap/split/phase switches, Jimmy Dean wiring, oil filled caps recently reoiled, genuine mother of toilet seat hammer, anvil and stirrup inlays, frets recently ground down, turkey head knobs, includes burlap cleaning cloth. Plays like pop-tarts.” 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizanski Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I'm glad I soldiered through that hackneyed dreck because I would have otherwise missed "Plays like pop-tarts" which is hysterical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomteriffic Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 I liked the Jimmy Dean wiring too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy p Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 That is funny as hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigolsparky Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 All my guitars have Jimmy Dean wiring!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polara Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 That Jimmy Dean wiring makes any guitar play smooth as a greased sausage link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveH Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I want me some “hammer, anvil and stirrup inlays“! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim777 Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I only opened this thread because the title was so good, little did I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchee Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 That Jimmy Dean guy gets around, got hisself a new commercial too...not bad for someone that's been dead for almost eight years: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamersaur Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dana_V Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 As long as it's the 16-ounce Jimmy Dean wiring and not that wimpy 12-ounce Jimmy Dean wiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmatthes Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 On 5/18/2018 at 1:15 PM, Hamersaur said: I'm surprised that either the internet Rick nazis or John Hall hasn't taken this post down yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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