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gtrdaddy

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Status Updates posted by gtrdaddy

  1. Miss you Buddy!

  2. Merry Christmas HFC!

  3. When I’m dead, I hope my doctors will look upon my grave and say “He paid off my mortgage.”

  4. I came from a rough neighborhood. Every time I closed a window I got somebody’s fingers.

  5. My doctor told me that I need to watch my drinking. So now I drink in front of a mirror.

  6. I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens.

  7. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but neither does milk.

  8. "Let's get out there and do it to them, before they do it to us."

  9. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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      0054

      Better for people to believe you a fool than to speak and remove all doubt!

  10. I has the dumb. I cannot brain today.

  11. Ducks, Bunnies & Kumbaya...

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