kizanski

Farmingdale, NY... Is that where Fantasy Island is? Broken pickup ring Non-original pickups Relocated strap pin Non-original E string bridge saddle Non-original case I was wrong before. It's more than $1,000 over-priced.

Come on. What could happen?

$250? I don't think we'll have to rush to grab it.

If @Dasein's email is any indication, that's a sure fire way to get banned for life! ...which pretty much assures that I'll do it!

Yes, a little. If by "a little" you mean "$1,000."

On a side note: As many of you know, I am selling several guitars and have them for sale here, on Reverb and on The Rear Page. On TGP you must pay for the privilege of selling your guitars to the tune of $12.00 for a year. For your twelve dollars you get "Supporter" status and can then field retarded questions about guitar weight, neck dimensions, description of acoustic voice, requests for sound clips, etc. But now I'm suspended for a week and can not see, bump or edit my For Sale threads. I can't receive any emails or access the ones in my Rear Page Inbox (new band name), and any commerce that would have been fostered by selling guitars there (so far there has been none) is denied me by this suspension. So, my question to you is, after the suspension is lifted do I email all of the moderators and demand $0.23 in restitution?

Your mentioning of man-tits and Bronys was simply too close to home for far too many of the members and moderators there. You were doomed the minute you had them look in the mirror.

Absolutely. Why didn't you?

How the man continues to repeat perfection is something that I will never understand or tire of. I mean, look at that top.

And two pages ago.

Well, I didn't intend to get suspended, but I wasn't going to let the threat of it stop me from telling someone (in this case a moderator - wanna guess which one?) that he's full of shit. Of course, my wording was not as blunt as that, but the message was there. Other "members" chimed in to his defense, which is fine. That's why they're "members." Since then the thread (the subject of which was about a guy getting ripped off by Cowtown Guitars' Jesse's ex-wife) has been deleted, so, even though evidence of my horrendous crime has been eliminated (effectively eliminating the crime), the punishment remains. Here's what happened: As is the case with most threads, this one grew several tangents, but it didn't get ugly as I was expecting. The moderator who shall remain nameless (but he shops for his clothes in plus sizes) chimed in to say that everyone needs to be civil because "us mods can't be expected to read every thread." Poor portly fellow can't discern debate from argument... Great choice for a moderator. My alleged crime? (I say "alleged" because, aside from my admission above, there is no evidence that I committed it) I suggested (in an admittedly snarky way) that instead of members ratting on each other, they be allowed to carry on as if they were grown men with skin thicker than the paper wrapped around an onion. The absurdity of that rubbed some of the dicks - I mean members - the wrong way, and a non-moderator threw his hat in the ring, saying that as an alternative, I could conduct myself better, to which I responded "Conduct this." The lights went out shortly after that. So, again... Did I deserve it? I honestly don't think so. But I knew it was coming.

How many hits did she have?

That's a matter of opinion, but I did what I did knowing full well it was coming.

I will! You know... once I can get back on.

He was 75.