kizanski

Three words: Bare Naked Ladies. Talk about your false advertising.

Well that's just fuckin' cool.

LOL!And down this road we go. Freddie Mercury, Bit Player. Now I've heard everything. Man, you hate it when people break the rules! ...and that reminds of when that bit player, John Bonham, died...Percy-itusLemonsqueezosis!

You were almost there, Willie.The Jimi Hendrix Experience, post Jimi Hendrix. I think they lost a lot after he died.

Established frontmen are not what I would call "bit" players.Me either. Probably not the best example, but the VH brothers certainly treated their frontmen as bit players. As if "anyone could do it."

Many would argue this point, but I think DLR is the obvious answer.

They're both c.1995 Studios. One wrapper and one tuna (and a Cruise bass, obviously).

"But we're not talking about ME. We're talking about YOU."

For a guy that swore himself to be a minimalist, you sure have been filling up that stand lately...

My God! What a top!

Well, even I could spot a bright orange case - lol!

Baker case?

Poetic justice. I like that!

Well, I'll say it: "Ebay Sucks." And that's coming straight from an Ebay addict. Please tell me you shipped a big bag of shit to the seller (I can help you with this if you like). Good luck with the resto. It looks like you're already on the right track.

Exactly!

Well, you could have all of that without the "One Hit." There's no way that having a hit song, even if it is the only one you'll ever have, puts you in a worse position than if you never had it. It's a lot more than most people ever get. Really, I'm still not even convinced this was a serious question to begin with.

Waddayamean "if'?

The rest of the Crypt Kicker 5, though, still has to play the Holiday Inn circuit to make ends meet.No, the Heartbreakers still tour with Tom Petty.

Is there anyone that would pick the struggling-through-life-without-any-recognition option? I don't see what's so bad about having recorded or written "My Sharona" or "Tainted Love" or any of those "one hit" jams. Sure beats hangin' out with you bums.

Does anyone know where I can get a pair of these, get a pair of these? Sure. Right after you get the papers get the papers.

I thought for sure you were gonna include "I Hate My Job."

"Surfin' Bird."

...but would be much fun to smash!!

I was wondering the same thing. Looks like about 5 or 6 decent guitars along with a bunch of doodee. At least the descriptions are vague.