No affiliation. https://reverb.com/item/47674209-hamer-chaparral-elite-flame-maple-green
I love this ad. Yes, I laid this guitar in the grass, and no, I did not check for dog sh!t first, but there is probably none underneath.
The seller says, "This example has led a hard life, and has some issues that I will mention in detail," but then he doesn't mention any.
Oh, what tiny feet you have! But who cares, when you have Boomers!