Hackubus

I thought this would be a clownburst or perhaps a clown vomit pickguard thread.

Oooh...that’s a jaw dropper right there. Congratulations!

Brilliant!

Ooobie doobie!

My hate list is mostly Gibson-centric: Harmonica bridges on 70s Gibsons Wine Red LP Customs Once upon a time, I loved having zebra pickups in my guitars. I’m over that now. That said, I also find a pair of double black pickups to be pretty boring too. Goldtop LPs with black plastic. Dry looking, lightly colored rosewood fretboards. Witch hat & chicken head knobs 70s-mid 80s SGs where the end of the fretboard butts up directly to the neck pickup, and screw those small rectangular inlays too, while we’re at it Unbound fretboards on a set neck guitar Juniors & Specials with stop bars & tune-o-matics Strats with HSH configurations LP Customs with maple fretboards signed, Hack “The Crown Prince Of Hate”-ubus

I prefer Brad to Joe. Taking a two year break from playing guitar/music was kinda dumb, but God, I needed a break. Playing along with Van Halen I to get my chops back up is also kind of a reach these days. Much more so than when I was at the top of my game, which wasn't much. Gibson Explorers are shaped wrong. I cracked the back of the headstock of my '62 SG/Les Paul Junior recently, and I really hate myself for not double-checking the latches on the case before I picked up the case, only to watch it skitter across the bedroom floor. Not digging this new Failure album as much as I'd hoped. Recently got back on Facebook to run the dealership's FB page, and I really, REALLY regret that. I still like pink guitars. I think I'd like to have a brownface Deluxe one of these days. I gots da blooz.

WTF am I doing owning a dobro?

I wanted to see if I could do this.... This is a list of guitars that I can remember owning. I still have (I think) the ones in bold text. I wonder if I missed any? You'll notice no Fender Strats Guitars I've had pass thru my hands 1989-2000: 197? SG Std 1989 Explorer 1974 Les Paul Special RI SC 1979 Les Paul Custom 1995 Les Paul Special TV DC 1979 SG Std MIM 1994 Tele red MIM 1991 Tele blue w P90 neck, painted copper, converted to Esquire Epi LP Standard Pink Sparkle Flake Squier P bass 1985 Explorer with Kahler 1983 Explorer White 1998 Les Paul DC Standard Tamale Red 24 fret 1992 SG Jr black 199? Peavey Foundation bass 2000-2014: 2000 Les Paul Classic 2001 EDS 1275 Doubleneck 2001 Les Paul '57 RI Historic Goldtop 1957 Les Paul Junior TV SC 1960 Les Paul Junior DC red 1962 Les Paul/SG Junior 1968 SG Special 1968 JTM 45 acoustic 1990 Kramer Proaxe replica '58 Explorer replica '58 Flying V 2001 Les Paul Junior TV DC 2003 Gibson J45 acoustic 2003 Gibson ES335 Candy Apple Red 2003 Les Paul 58 RI Historic plaintop 2004 Les Paul '59 Historic Chambered Cloud 9 RI flametop 2004 Les Paul 58 RI Historic plaintop 2005 Firebird VII Ice Blue Edwards LP Custom 3 pickup white 1989 Gibson SG Elite (pink!) 1995 Hamer Standard '59 burst 2003 Hamer korina Flying V 2006 Hamer Zandard Standard 2008 Hamer Standard korina chambered Goldtop 2008/2009 Robin Fleetwood 2008 Gibson SG '61 RI 2009 Gibson Trini Lopez RI 1991 Gibson SG/LP Custom 30th Anny 2009/2010 Charvel CS San Dimas Hot Rod Flame 2010 Les Paul 58 Historic RI page 30 burst Flametop 2011 Les Paul GC Custom Pro Pelham Blue 2009/2010 Charvel Pro Mod Primer Scream 1989 Gibson Explorer cherry red

+1 ouch.

Dusted off my Korina Vector last night. That is a fine, fine guitar.

Definitely the wrong thought! You certainly need more guitars. Well, thanks to a recent move & a surprise 20lb weight gain, I've only got three pairs of pants in the new house. So it's Guitars 6; pants 3. The upshot: I now have a sweet ass walk in closet that I can put a lot of my shit in.

As I stood in my closet getting dressed this morning, I noticed I have more guitars in the closet than I have pants. I thought to myself, "I need more pants."

Congrats! That's beautiful. You've got something to be very proud of there.

Mitch is a straight up good dude.

Mitch you really went above & beyond. Just got mine today, arrived on my birthday even. Best B-day present ever. This little sucker even has a mini replica of a functional guitar stand! Mind = blowed. Hats off, good sir. Edit: what I really meant to say was, Thank you!