MCChris Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Tearing up over here ....This is great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rechts Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Misty watercolor memeories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copper blue Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 HAHAHAHAHA!!!omg....that's classic... I realize I'm coming up on about 5 years of discovering this place..ahhh.. jeezis Ed, you kill me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rechts Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 of the way we werrrrrrrre........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rechts Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Scattered pictures.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgar_allan_poe Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 The pic of the strat with Kiz, Greg and I is still the funniest photoshop of all time. Everytime I see it I crack up. I remember the first time my wife saw that pic...she was weak with laughter for the next several minutes. Classic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff R Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 I think I peed a little just now.The laughter is even more fun the second time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentman Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Classics. I wish I still had that pic of Spidey on the crapper I found after Joe's waterloo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rechts Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Of the smiles we left behind .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rechts Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Smiles we gave to one another ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCChris Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 The Yahoo News one puts The Onion to shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rechts Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 For the way we were .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rechts Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Can it be that it was all so simple then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rechts Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Or has time re-written every line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rechts Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Joe Member since 6-19-02 760 posts, 17 feedbacks, 23 points04-01-04, 01:13 PM (CST) "An open message to The Hamer Fan Club" Good morrow, lords and ladies! From our sweet communion torn, I alight again, the transplanted willow, head bowed yet unbroken in spirit. I rejoin thy coterie, this inner sanctum of Hamer lovers, as our noble Liege, Ted Martin, hath endeared my return. It is therefore with the blended emotions of regret and diffidence, that I offer to the indulgent, the candid, and the feeling of heart, to the newbies, who know me not and yet struggle to remedy their plebian clueless-ness, as questions go unanswered whilst loud tempests o’er thy messageboard roar. My hiatus hath renewed my bosom; the quietude of the my extravagant studio hath given me new direction, lords. Around my lyre so rich a wreath is wove. The bard hath been summoned, and every Muse endear'd, my lords. Angels cry bitter-sweetly upon my fretboard; As soon as fleeting time permits these MP3s to be loaded up, I vow that the harp of Æolus shall entrance thine ear. I have quickened my dream of transposing the tome of his beautitide, Steve Stevens, to my trusty Virtuoso, now in harpsichord tuning, which doth require several partial capos adjoined at varying scale lengths, as well as substantial pitch shifting that can be solely replicated accurately via flawless touch and a hundred thousand dollars of various and sundry rackmount gear. The interval had not entirely been bestowed in holding council with bitter confederates; I hath found leisure to decorate my guitars with myriad images of the Spidered-man, a homage to his glory and a tribute, tho humble, to my flawless technique. To those with pensive brow I would warrant, hear not the night-bird’s song?., for I am a changed spirit. Let Memory be denied sad review! From whence thy petty flamewars, I dare not entwine; Forebear! AH ! who can paint like me these lovely scenes? Can witching Fancy in her wildest dreams depict the visions of the feeling heart? To the newbies whom have alit in my exile; Pray hear not these flowers that all uncultured grew! To They who are ragged and unkempt, and to those revolting jack-a-dandies, I advise that your tempest winds are for nought! Thy Zephyrs may no longer agitate mine leaves! Of that I am fully convinced, whether you are or not. My heart spillith o?er with the milk of human kindness; I have found new wine and dare’th share with thou the temptations of ecstasy now rendered mountable by a mind opened to ?The Forbidden?. The HFC calls to me as does the sauciest chambermaid; Though her (or his, naughty ones) lips condemn my advance, the body betrays intentions by invitation of each thrusting advance, sans pare;. HFC brethren! Glory waves her laurels o'er us on this day! Celebrate this coming of Spring! The one thou hast anointed ?Spidey? hath returned! Damn shame for that kid, I was that cute once too, now look at me. Enjoy it while you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cary Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 I'm fucking DYING here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattb Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 You are a fuckin funny man. I love the Strat. Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgar_allan_poe Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Oh lord...I forgot about that fake post from Joe. Unreal... I am saving these pics to show D when she gets back from D.C. This shit is just too funny, AND I AM THE ONE BEING MADE FUN OF!! LOL!!!! Sorry, but if you can't laugh at that shit...then you have no sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCChris Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Oh lord...I forgot about that fake post from Joe. Unreal... A lot of this I'm seeing for the first time, including that. A masterwork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stike Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Wasn't there one of Al and Greg as John and Yoko? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruiser Brody Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 I have quickened my dream of transposing the tome of his beautitide, Steve Stevens, to my trusty Virtuoso, now in harpsichord tuning, which doth require several partial capos adjoined at varying scale lengths, as well as substantial pitch shifting that can be solely replicated accurately via flawless touch and a hundred thousand dollars of various and sundry rackmount gear. That is some insanely funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCChris Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Wasn't there one of Al and Greg as John and Yoko? Oh God, PLEASE not the Two Virgins album cover (though they're both hirsute enough to make that pretty seamless). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobB Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Oh God, PLEASE not the Two Virgins album cover (though they're both hirsute enough to make that pretty seamless). "Hirsute." Fuggin' college-boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCChris Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 "Hirsute." Fuggin' college-boy... Learned that one here at Playboy, not in college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobB Posted June 8, 2006 Share Posted June 8, 2006 Really? Maybe Playboy in the '70s... Camu can-do, but Sartre is smart-re Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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