Steve Haynie Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 The perfect day in New York City:go into an ethnic deli and buy the strangest looking beer you can find, just buy one and drink it out of a paper bagRepeat a few timesBuy some acidgo to Mcsorley's old Ale House, keep drinking until it gets too weird Remember to order 2 beers at a time if there are 4 of you order eight or 16, and you'll prolly get 20go to Washington Square Park and buy some shitty (or possibly fake)weed. Keep trying you might find some real stuff (worst case find some jamacian dudes that are smoking and smoke with them)go around the corner to where Electric Lady Land Studio wasweep for a secondwalk down Bleeker streetsmoke a bunch of cigaretteshang on a stoop and bum spare changehang on a stoop and give away spare changejump the turnstyle on the path train go to HobokenCringe when you arrive and get back to NYC fastgo to Strawberryfields in Central parkget bummed out by all the crazy addicts that live there wrecking the vibedrink more funky beers (anytime you are walking you should be drinking strange beer, it helps rinse the acid through the systemdo some heroin (everyone in NYC is on heroin) ((yes you have to shoot it, when in Rome...))Get a hooker by the Lincon tunnel (don't worry about having a homosexual experience Pam, they are all men)sleep in the Port Authority Bus Terminal (I can't beleive it's still free)Wake up and either repeat what you did the day before (what could be better really?) ORSell youself into a prositution or sex slave ring, whatever you're into.Oh yeah, pee in the street a lot (like you have a choice)You know, it would be fun to put this in a slick looking travel brochure and sneak a bunch of them into those tourism brochure stands in airports, hotels, and rest stops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregc Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Classic post, CEEB! Damn, I miss "The City"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzy Fretts Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 OK.. I just realized what an old timer i am... i remember Buzzy BEFORE he was Buzzy, when he was posting under his real name and was happy to start up a new account under an alias! why he would have needed an alias is... well, it's better for you if you don't know. witness protection program and all. "One of these things is not like the others..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheap Chick Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 OK.. I just realized what an old timer i am... i remember Buzzy BEFORE he was Buzzy, when he was posting under his real name and was happy to start up a new account under an alias! why he would have needed an alias is... well, it's better for you if you don't know. witness protection program and all. "One of these things is not like the others..." HA HA HA HA HA! I *almost* look like I know what the hell I'm looking at there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmatthes Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 As I recall, you were erasing people's names from those maple billets and mixing them up, putting them on random other tops... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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