Veatch, I gotcha covered on Master of the Butt Trumpet. 3-tones 4-seconds. try THAT without a change of gear. My younger brother and I are both blessed with the same gift. Our duet of "America The Beautiful" is legendary.
However we do not feel we get the pub we deserve. Its unfair that our "airtime" is usually during a commercial right before Lee Greenwood sings at Indy or Daytona or The All Star Game. Maybe with Tiger out we can get a US Open gig. Even better, howz 'bout behind Faith Hill on the Sunday Night Football Opening?!
Please, no pyrotechnics within 50yds of the performance area.
caddie
Voice, followed by nose harp and butt trumpet.