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Creating A Hamer: a behind the scenes look


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Some guy named Paul H. should buy the company including the building in New Hartford.

Hire the entire crew.

Give Jackass a monthly "free snatch" pass.

Hire a guy named Dantzig to run it on the strict orders not to piss off dealers and customers, & to allow every custom order request made.

The company shall be not for profit, with generous donations by otherwise useless wealthy guitar playing wannabe's.

All HFC Members get an extra discount on any custom order they make.

All HFC members that buy a custom order get a Christmas card from the crew, making vulgar gestures and comments.

Clown Puke will be an optional color again.

5-neck guitars will be available to HFC members.

Small checkerboard finishes also.

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I see a guy on the left with a baseball cap.

At the beach pointing northeast.

A small white boat in the lower right.

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