Beauty and brains

Okay, someone's gotta do it:

I've seen 8-year-olds smile more she did.

She looked bored.

Her phrasing and/or intonation sucked.

Did I miss any?

(full disclosure: Just like the 8-year-old we joke-trashed previously, she displays more talent in one video than I have my entire life. Please don't take statements on a message board as always fully representative of my true views. I see no reason to let truth stand in the way of a good smartass joke. Or, sometimes, even a ridiculously bad smartass joke. Or a dumb-ass joke, for that matter)

 
To be fair (and a spoil sport) I just want and expect more for myself than this. There's nothing smart here -- it's lowest common denominator stuff. This is diet coke at best.

EDITED: to remove some smart assed comments.

 
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hamerhead said:
So what you're saying is that your wife walked in while you were watching?
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I'm just glad she's beautiful, she plays well, and she sing beautifully.

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Honestly, it's easy to joke about because, as Dasein pointed out, there's nothing really new or remarkable about her performance. Pretty face, nice voice, adequate but IMO boring guitar work and a lovely rack. Meh. There are a gazillion hopefuls like her, clamoring to get their view counts up to a number that will yield some kind of financial or career fruit.

To be blunt as spoon, re: performers- you gotta have more going for you than that to keep my attention.

 
She's cute, but I don't see anything smart about her. In addition, those look like fake boobs.

But she sings and plays quite well, which is great.

In short, I'm not an instant fan, but I don't dislike either.

 
zorrow said:
She's cute, but I don't see anything smart about her. In addition, those look like fake boobs.

But she sings and plays quite well, which is great.

In short, I'm not an instant fan, but I don't dislike either.
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She ain't Orithani, but she's no Orthrelm/Mick Barr either, thank God. /emoticons/default_laugh.png For a early morning listen after a three-day holiday weekend, I can dig it.

 
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That song is not meant to sound or look pretty, period.. so that is annoying... she, however, is hot...ditch the song and I'm all in...

 
Please, she's 17..no fake boobs (she's normal, not a reality tv person)

She only have 7 years of guitar...take a look at her other stuff

She has a lot of road to cover...and she'll beat our asses doing it

and she's gorgeous!!

so please, beaches... /emoticons/default_biggrin.png

 
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