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I knew the $75 thing was a joke, but I thought if was Hamericas joke, and didn't line up with his wheelbarrows observation.

I'm sure RF could kill Sinner, wasn't my point though.

Someone came in the store yesterday and was telling me a wife of one of his friends that went walked out on SP. I told him she was probably the type who made the husband get rid of his porn before marriage. I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last.

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Satchel blows $75 in condoms after every gig.

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Someone came in the store yesterday and was telling me a wife of one of his friends that went walked out on SP. I told him she was probably the type who made the husband get rid of his porn before marriage. I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last.

Do the wives of the resident SP fanbois (you, CMatthes, Diablo, et al) accompany you to SP gigs, and are they okay with your porn collections? Those of you with daughters, do you want them listening to that stuff and/or knowing that their dad listens to it? If so, well, hats off to ya, I guess.

News flash: SP, like porn, is geared toward dudes. In the real world, the vast majority of women don't really like getting sprayed in the face or sharing their men with other women, so I for one am not surprised that a female would walk out of a performance by a band that sings about those things. Doesn't make her a prude IMO.

Now, the ones who do seem to like those things are probably similar to the handful of women I saw at the King Crimson concert a couple moths ago: doing it out of a sense of obligation to please their husbands by participating in something they enjoy. Given their druthers, there's no in hell any of them would have gone there on their own. In fact, my buddies and I all agreed that we probably wouldn't want to be married to someone who would come with us to a King Crimson concert.

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In fact, my buddies and I all agreed that we probably wouldn't want to be married to someone who would come with us to a King Crimson concert.

Monday night I jammed (musically, get your minds out of the gutter) with a sexy 28-year-old woman who's into Rush and Tool. These mythical creatures do exist.

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Monday night I jammed (musically, get your minds out of the gutter) with a sexy 28-year-old woman who's into Rush and Tool. These mythical creatures do exist.

Yeah, but is she into facials and group sex?

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Monday night I jammed (musically, get your minds out of the gutter) with a sexy 28-year-old woman who's into Rush and Tool. These mythical creatures do exist.

Yeah, but is she into facials and group sex?

Oh, I totally agree with your point about even half-joking misogynistic women-as-playthings music being... well, repulsive to any normal woman. If my daughter was into that I'd get her head examined. As for my musical pal, I'll be sure to ask her next rehearsal. It could affect what we put on our concert rider. Sponsored by Kleenex.

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I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last.

Married 27.5 years. What'd I win?

Whatever you won, brother, you won 27.5 years ago. Hats off to you.

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I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last.

Married 27.5 years. What'd I win?

I dunno. Satisfaction? Greater internet status? Freedom form the demon porn?

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Someone came in the store yesterday and was telling me a wife of one of his friends that went walked out on SP. I told him she was probably the type who made the husband get rid of his porn before marriage. I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last.

Do the wives of the resident SP fanbois (you, CMatthes, Diablo, et al) accompany you to SP gigs, and are they okay with your porn collections? Those of you with daughters, do you want them listening to that stuff and/or knowing that their dad listens to it? If so, well, hats off to ya, I guess.

Ariana has seen Steel Panther at a multi band festival so I wouldn't say she "accompanied me to a SP gig." She was there for another act, but "got" and enjoyed SP. She's OK with my "porn collection." I would have no problem with my daughter listening to SP (she doesn't) , she knows I listen.

Put your hat back on, I guess.

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Monday night I jammed (musically, get your minds out of the gutter) with a sexy 28-year-old woman who's into Rush and Tool. These mythical creatures do exist.

Yeah, but is she into facials and group sex?

Oh, I totally agree with your point about even half-joking misogynistic women-as-playthings music being... well, repulsive to any normal woman. If my daughter was into that I'd get her head examined. As for my musical pal, I'll be sure to ask her next rehearsal. It could affect what we put on our concert rider. Sponsored by Kleenex.

Thank god I didn't marry a normal woman.

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Oh, and I suppose the concern isn't so much with someone's daughter listening to SP, but someone's daughter's boyfriend listening to them.

Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Music

http://www.theonion.com/articles/eminem-terrified-as-daughter-begins-dating-man-rai,32989/

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I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last.

Married 27.5 years. What'd I win?

I dunno. Satisfaction? Greater internet status? Freedom form the demon porn?

Hopefully your business' guarantee is better than this one.

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Dude, what's your trip?



And BTW, you brought your marriage into this, not me. Keep my business out of it. Everyone! LOTT proved my snarky comment wrong! He’s awesome!



Is that what you want?


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Thank god I didn't marry a normal woman.

Amen to that. My wife is not the average woman - she gets SP and appreciates them for what they are, an act with great musical ability that appeal to the 13-year-old male sense of humor.

Then again, she likes Pod Of Thunder, too, so... :P

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