elduave Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I knew the $75 thing was a joke, but I thought if was Hamericas joke, and didn't line up with his wheelbarrows observation.I'm sure RF could kill Sinner, wasn't my point though.Someone came in the store yesterday and was telling me a wife of one of his friends that went walked out on SP. I told him she was probably the type who made the husband get rid of his porn before marriage. I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmatthes Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Satchel blows $75 in condoms after every gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elduave Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Satchel don't wear no rubbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobB Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Satchel blows $75 in condoms after every gig.Wait...really? Like the way Howie Mandel used to do with surgical gloves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Haynie Posted November 12, 2014 Author Share Posted November 12, 2014 Those people paying $150 for the Steel Panther meet and greet get a thong and a condom with Steel Panther's logo on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheThighs Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last.Married 27.5 years. What'd I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCChris Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Someone came in the store yesterday and was telling me a wife of one of his friends that went walked out on SP. I told him she was probably the type who made the husband get rid of his porn before marriage. I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last.Do the wives of the resident SP fanbois (you, CMatthes, Diablo, et al) accompany you to SP gigs, and are they okay with your porn collections? Those of you with daughters, do you want them listening to that stuff and/or knowing that their dad listens to it? If so, well, hats off to ya, I guess.News flash: SP, like porn, is geared toward dudes. In the real world, the vast majority of women don't really like getting sprayed in the face or sharing their men with other women, so I for one am not surprised that a female would walk out of a performance by a band that sings about those things. Doesn't make her a prude IMO.Now, the ones who do seem to like those things are probably similar to the handful of women I saw at the King Crimson concert a couple moths ago: doing it out of a sense of obligation to please their husbands by participating in something they enjoy. Given their druthers, there's no in hell any of them would have gone there on their own. In fact, my buddies and I all agreed that we probably wouldn't want to be married to someone who would come with us to a King Crimson concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polara Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 In fact, my buddies and I all agreed that we probably wouldn't want to be married to someone who would come with us to a King Crimson concert.Monday night I jammed (musically, get your minds out of the gutter) with a sexy 28-year-old woman who's into Rush and Tool. These mythical creatures do exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCChris Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Monday night I jammed (musically, get your minds out of the gutter) with a sexy 28-year-old woman who's into Rush and Tool. These mythical creatures do exist.Yeah, but is she into facials and group sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polara Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Monday night I jammed (musically, get your minds out of the gutter) with a sexy 28-year-old woman who's into Rush and Tool. These mythical creatures do exist.Yeah, but is she into facials and group sex?Oh, I totally agree with your point about even half-joking misogynistic women-as-playthings music being... well, repulsive to any normal woman. If my daughter was into that I'd get her head examined. As for my musical pal, I'll be sure to ask her next rehearsal. It could affect what we put on our concert rider. Sponsored by Kleenex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustKid Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last.Married 27.5 years. What'd I win?Whatever you won, brother, you won 27.5 years ago. Hats off to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustKid Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I was there with my two daughters - grad student and under aged. It felt really awkward and uncomfortable, we had to step outside to hang out and buy some crap, . But technically they are pretty good band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elduave Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last.Married 27.5 years. What'd I win?I dunno. Satisfaction? Greater internet status? Freedom form the demon porn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elduave Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Someone came in the store yesterday and was telling me a wife of one of his friends that went walked out on SP. I told him she was probably the type who made the husband get rid of his porn before marriage. I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last.Do the wives of the resident SP fanbois (you, CMatthes, Diablo, et al) accompany you to SP gigs, and are they okay with your porn collections? Those of you with daughters, do you want them listening to that stuff and/or knowing that their dad listens to it? If so, well, hats off to ya, I guess.Ariana has seen Steel Panther at a multi band festival so I wouldn't say she "accompanied me to a SP gig." She was there for another act, but "got" and enjoyed SP. She's OK with my "porn collection." I would have no problem with my daughter listening to SP (she doesn't) , she knows I listen.Put your hat back on, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elduave Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Monday night I jammed (musically, get your minds out of the gutter) with a sexy 28-year-old woman who's into Rush and Tool. These mythical creatures do exist.Yeah, but is she into facials and group sex?Oh, I totally agree with your point about even half-joking misogynistic women-as-playthings music being... well, repulsive to any normal woman. If my daughter was into that I'd get her head examined. As for my musical pal, I'll be sure to ask her next rehearsal. It could affect what we put on our concert rider. Sponsored by Kleenex.Thank god I didn't marry a normal woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCChris Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Thank god I didn't marry a normal woman.As if one would have married you (or any of the rest of us, for that matter). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCChris Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Oh, and I suppose the concern isn't so much with someone's daughter listening to SP, but someone's daughter's boyfriend listening to them. Eminem Terrified As Daughter Begins Dating Man Raised On His Musichttp://www.theonion.com/articles/eminem-terrified-as-daughter-begins-dating-man-rai,32989/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elduave Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Thank god I didn't marry a normal woman. As if one would have married you (or any of the rest of us, for that matter).You got that right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheThighs Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I guarantee, if your wife makes you get rid of porn before marriage, or you do it on your own because you think she'll have a problem with it, that marriage won't last. Married 27.5 years. What'd I win? I dunno. Satisfaction? Greater internet status? Freedom form the demon porn?Hopefully your business' guarantee is better than this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elduave Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Dude, what's your trip? And BTW, you brought your marriage into this, not me. Keep my business out of it. Everyone! LOTT proved my snarky comment wrong! He’s awesome! Is that what you want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheThighs Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Everyone! LOTT proved my snarky comment wrong! He’s awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elduave Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Feel the power of the Panther! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alantig Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Thank god I didn't marry a normal woman. Amen to that. My wife is not the average woman - she gets SP and appreciates them for what they are, an act with great musical ability that appeal to the 13-year-old male sense of humor. Then again, she likes Pod Of Thunder, too, so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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