Steve Haynie Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Well, well, well! Gene Simmons is trying to do something for his fans in providing opportunities to meet with them. Gene Simmons Vault For $2000 you can do a meet and greet with Gene where he hands you some cool expensive merchandise. For $50,000 he will come to your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disturber Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 18 minutes ago, Steve Haynie said: Well, well, well! Gene Simmons is trying to do something for his fans in providing opportunities to meet with them. Gene Simmons Vault For $2000 you can do a meet and greet with Gene where he hands you some cool expensive merchandise. For $50,000 he will come to your house. For $70 000 he won't come to your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorch Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 I wouldn't want to have that ol' bloke in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottcald Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Can he pick up a pizza on the way over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Studio Custom Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 He charges by the hour, like an attorney, or prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Haynie Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share Posted September 12, 2017 26 minutes ago, Studio Custom said: He charges by the hour, like an attorney, or prostitute. He wants to be seen as an attorney, but acts like a prostitute. And yet, if I had $2000 bucks to burn I would be on my way to Atlanta. I knew a girl in Atlanta who was a major KISS fan wearing the costumes and enjoying some of the collectors items when they were not expensive. She was every bit the ultimate fan, but she would never be able to afford to be one now. KISS, and many other bands, have tiered levels of fandom into those who can buy access and those who cannot. I miss the days of hanging around outside a concert hall and getting quick autographs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchee Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Lemme know if he ever publishes his rumored scrapbook full of Polaroid photos of his 'conquests' from over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Haynie Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share Posted September 12, 2017 He burned those photos in an episode of his TV show. They are probably scanned and stored on a flash drive somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy p Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 5 hours ago, Disturber said: For $70 000 he won't come to your house. The check's in the mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velorush Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Oh, I thought this was going to be more on the order of: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadroller Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Is that Mike Rowe with the pick-axe? Another Dirty Job well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottcald Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Toadroller said: Is that Mike Rowe with the pick-axe? Another Dirty Job well done. If only he bonked Geraldo on the head..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchee Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Steve Haynie said: He burned those photos in an episode of his TV show. They are probably scanned and stored on a flash drive somewhere. I never watched his show, so I Googled the topic. According to this, it wasn't Gene, but his wife that did the burning: http://ultimateclassicrock.com/gene-simmons-nudie-pictures-burned/ Ah, the things that have to be sacrificed for marital harmony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velorush Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Just heard him on Fox Business (Mornings with Maria), XM radio on my way into work. I thought it humorous Maria introduced him as "entrepreneur, Gene Simmons" as opposed to "musician, Gene Simmons." The takeaway from the interview was: this box set is the most monumental box set ever offered in the history of box sets! On the other hand, he did a fine job and was extremely respectful to Maria. I kept waiting on him to hit on her, but he never even came close. Our little Gene is growing up (more likely, he did the calculation of whether he profited more hitting on her vs. being respectful and the dollars were higher being respectful)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy p Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 5 hours ago, velorush said: I thought it humorous Maria introduced him as "entrepreneur, Gene Simmons" as opposed to "musician, Gene Simmons." To not refer to Gene Simmons as a musician is accurate reporting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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