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"The joke is on her.....She cannot even tell which of us is actually Brentrocks!"

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"Imagine... The Kissvertible. Now the Kiss Army can feel the wind in their hair as I feel a bulge in my bank account."

"Great Gene! How much do I get?"

"Quiet, Paul!"

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Tommy and Eric  (thinking to themselves): Man, I get paid to just stand here!

Paul:  I've signed an endorsement.  This is my new Paul Stanley signature car.  It's $300k.  There will be another version made in some Far East factory for $5k too.

Gene:  YEAH!  And for an extra $50,000 I'll personally put a KISS sticker on the bumper.

 

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Weird how the cords and cables at the bottom right corner of the t.v. look like Ace's autograph. Just sayin'.

 

-Bobby

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"No more groin pain! The new Porsche 911, now with cod piece friendly seats. Even Gene can take it for a spin! "

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"Kristine, I don't usually say things like this to girls your age
But when I saw you coming out of the school that day
That day I knew, I knew (Kristine sixteen)
I've got to have you, I've got to have you!"

"Paul, She's' been around the block or two, but she's young and clean
I've got to have her, can't live without her, whoa no."

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Tommy: "Why am I here? What am I supposed to be doing?"

Paul: "Oh, my achin' hips."

Gene: "If we put a KISS logo here, I can get a percentage of the sales of this model."

Eric: "I love lamp."

 

Edited to add: Rachel Reynolds: "I have no idea who these people are."

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On 2/5/2019 at 5:55 PM, Toadroller said:

Isn't that Vanna White?

 

22 hours ago, kizanski said:

I was wondering that as well.  

No, it's Rachel Reynolds.

I wouldn't have known either, but I looked it up so I could use her name in my previous post. I couln't tell if it was Rachel Reynolds or Amber Lancaster (the other blonde female model), so I watched just enough of the show on CBS.com to hear Drew Carey say "Hi Rachel" when he first walks onstage.

I'm guessing somewhere in their job descriptions are the words "Must resemble Vanna White."

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