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14 hours ago, hamerhead said:

Looks just like a Mirage.

Yes it does look like a mirage, something that's not real but looks real.

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                                                    Well...................... regarding the builder............what is the difference between a amatuer and a professional?...................a amatuer works till he gets it right,a professional works till he never gets it wrong. This one...............fails on both of those.:o

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18 hours ago, Jakeboy said:

It looks like someone stuck a guitar neck into a steaming pile of dogshit.

I don't see no stinkin steam!

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Remember that time Homer built a bed for Bart?

Barts Bed.JPG

I guess he builds guitars now.

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9 hours ago, DBraz said:

What’s it weigh?

Does it have a good acoustic voice?

I'm coining a new term here (at least I think so):  Aesthetic voice.  The guitar sounds ok, but its aesthetic voice is way below par. 

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10 hours ago, DBraz said:

Does it have a good acoustic voice?

Again: "Can you describe its acoustic voice?"

Of course it has an acoustic voice.

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28 minutes ago, kizanski said:

"Can you describe its acoustic voice?"

Dulcet and erection-inducing. What's your shipping address?

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On 5/30/2019 at 11:53 AM, polara said:

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I really need to see the rest of the blue monstrosity hanging in the left of the frame.

 

I might also be curious to see the rest of the murder-shack of a house in the background. I'm thinking it probably looks something like this:

Silence of the Lambs.jpg

 

 

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12 hours ago, fasteddie said:

By Edward Scissorhands.

Brilliant! 🤣

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8 minutes ago, crunchee said:

What I can see of the blue guitar kinda looks like this one (no affiliation), kinda reminds me of a cross between an SG and a BC Rich.  Made In Wisconsin, so you know it's cheesy:  ;)

It really doesn't look anything like that.

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But you all must take into consideration the fact that this guitar is the rare and highly sought after 20 7/8" scale.

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12 minutes ago, kizanski said:

It really doesn't look anything like that.

Yeah, one's a solid turd, the other has corn kernels in it. Both indisputably turds though.

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11 minutes ago, Camstone said:

But you all must take into consideration the fact that this guitar is the rare and highly sought after 20 7/8" scale.

20 7/8" scale on the top three strings. 21 5/32" on the lower three.

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11 hours ago, gtrdaddy said:

20 7/8" scale on the top three strings. 21 5/32" on the lower three.

If it was a straight 21 5/32" scale, I'd definitely be purchasing. 

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On 5/30/2019 at 2:07 PM, kizanski said:

No, that's full-on free hand saber saw with a pipe and a  blindfold woodworking. 

Fixed.

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Posted (edited)

A peace of art or rather an art of craftsmanship? I wouldn't come to even the idea of a creation like this. B)

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On 5/30/2019 at 1:05 PM, Biz Prof said:

Jeez, guys. Certainly, you realize that this is an uber-rare, handmade, pre-production Kammerer custom? 😆

 

 

Jest what i’ze thinkin’, prototype Kammererer.... WHERE’S NATHAN???

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I think you guys are looking at it all wrong. This looks to me to be a kayak/canoe/boat paddle just made to look like a guitar...

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On 5/31/2019 at 3:08 AM, fasteddie said:

By Edward Scissorhands.

Hey! Scissorhands had talent!

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On 5/31/2019 at 10:14 AM, Dana_V said:

I really need to see the rest of the blue monstrosity hanging in the left of the frame.

 

I might also be curious to see the rest of the murder-shack of a house in the background. I'm thinking it probably looks something like this:

Silence of the Lambs.jpg

 

 

"It puts the Minwax on the guitar body!" 

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