polara Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I was just looking there and saw a few being furiously debated. It's hilarious. I'll start with a few: Led Zeppelin just ripped off blues artists! Joe Bonamassa is overrated! I hate relics! What are yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtrdaddy Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 How about Walmart to sell Gibson guitars. I may just start this thread! I can just see the hilarity ensue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Haynie Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, gtrdaddy said: How about Walmart to sell Gibson guitars. Just give it time. They have some high end brands now in their online store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshoowah Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 ____________ is overrated/a rip off artist! Best ways to fill that blank for maximum effect on TGP? Ken Fischer/Trainwreck; Dumble; Cesar Diaz; Hendrix; SRV... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
django49 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 "Tonewood is all in the fingers!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtrdaddy Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, joshoowah said: ____________ is overrated/a rip off artist! Best ways to fill that blank for maximum effect on TGP? Ken Fischer/Trainwreck; Dumble; Cesar Diaz; Hendrix; SRV... The sacred cows seem to be Dumble, Two-Rock and Klon. Oh, and anything any of those thirteen year olds personally own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigolsparky Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Why are all guitars that don't have "Gibson" or "Fender" written on them so sterile? Battle of Toanz: Solid state Amps Rule!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakeboy Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Let’s see: Maple v rosewood Timmy v. Lovepedal OD11 modelers v. Tubes Everything v. Tubes Anything involving what some over there like to call “ Blooze Daddies” . Somehow if you’re white, play blues, and last name isn’t Vaughan, you’re not authentic or some sort of poser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Prof Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I can only imagine the derision a bloke might suffer if that if he honestly admitted a preference for a modded mutt of foreign provenance versus his collection of pricey, museum-quality boutique guitars. I can see it now... "I mean, I really like my Motor Ave, PRS Private Stock Custom 24, and Custom Shop R9, but they just live in their cases. My modded MIM Tele really hits the sweet spot and plays just as well as my more expensive guitars." Then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCChris Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 What’s your definition of a professional musician? The clad-in-cargo-shorts fuckos who plink around on Tom Petty covers under a flat screen in the corner of the local B.Dubs (and stare into iPads while doing so because Tyler and Emma's soccer schedules precluded band practice) get real torqued when you question their credibility and professionalism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottcald Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 How about "MDF makes the best tonewood"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burningyen Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Two words: John Mayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtrdaddy Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 9 minutes ago, burningyen said: Two words: John Mayer. Angel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
it's me HHB Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Maybe a vid of a sinker wood braz board air dried swamp ash into a Boss katana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmatthes Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 "My $190 Chibson is every bit as good as my luthier's R9." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveH Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 5 hours ago, gtrdaddy said: How about Walmart to sell Gibson guitars. I may just start this thread! I can just see the hilarity ensue! I may join just to watch that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Studio Custom Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Helix trumps real a Dumble. Ibanez is best guitar brand of all time. Hendrix a junkie loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrjamiam Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Fed up with that corporate poser Johnny Cash. Jeff Baxter's national security analysis sucks as bad as his Steely Dan solos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtrdaddy Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Bay City Rollers: Best Band of the ‘70s! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang~Junkie Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 This thread made me laugh out loud. You guys are f*cking hilarious! Oh my, I can see The Gear Page main server starting to glow red from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 But, I really do hate relics... unless they were done the old fashioned way by actually playing them for decades... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Studio Custom Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 Forgot the most important one, took a Tinder date to Olive Garden, the food was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtrdaddy Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 I went over to look at TGP earlier to see what it looked like these days. It’s been a while since I spent time there. How many freaking boards does a forum really need? I mean, Holy Shit! I wouldn’t even know which board to insert click-bait into, or which one I’d have more fun trolling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bennyboy-UK Posted August 31, 2019 Share Posted August 31, 2019 I just went over there for a look, it really is the most bumptious bunch of fuck-wittering nonsense and every cliched guitar opinion stated as fact... I cant be doing with that, but on the other hand, en-mass trolling looks like fun... so so much so that the mods have specifically highlighted it as a particular offence. seems lots of people think it’s a hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dasein Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 Well don't shit on Neil Young for being a dick canker because Big Mike thinks Neil's gonna join the forum and doesn't want to scare him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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