Studio Custom Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 29 minutes ago, Ed Rechts said: Joe, you classy high-road traveler you, your sacrifice in removing the evidence, er, I mean your CONTRIBUTIONS to his fund-raising thread are what surely make YOU the victor. I guess I can only find solace in knowing that the teenage son you are currently raising will liquidate your entire guitar collection 10 minutes after you flatline someday probably soon (that hypertension is the silent killer, so I've heard) so he can pay for a new identity and a new life abroad away from the fucking embarrassment of being your progeny. Lucky for him, a single one of your guitars will pay for a name change and if he bears any physical resemblance to you, the proceeds from about 5 of those O'Conner SS's will cover the plastic surgery. Away to my shame-cave I do crawl, the vanquished. THANKS HFC FOR THE KOALA DONATIONS! ENJOY YOUR VIDEOS! Clearing my inbox routinely so if you are trying to PM me don't give up, there is an unlimited supply of copied mp4s for everybody! I bet anything his net worth is more than yours and you’re triple his age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynic Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 My biggest fear at this point is that I get the video and learn something from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCChris Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 25 minutes ago, cynic said: My biggest fear at this point is that I get the video and learn something from it. Learning what not to do is still learning something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shark Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 8 hours ago, MCChris said: Just set a reminder for yourself. It always kicks up around NAMM time, for the reasons stated previously. Maybe we'll get lucky and the "throw you off a balcony" idiocy will be regurgitated as well. Hilarious stuff. The only way it could be better is if Rick Benegbi and/or pAnZy attempted a comeback in this thread. Noted. And do you mean Rick Benegbi that's otherwise known as "Juicy Producer" on TGP? I must have arrived a bit tardy for that one. It appears that "Waterloo" moments were more frequent before I arrived here from the Robin forum. I did enjoy Brent. Especially the "Ace" photo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Shark Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 7 hours ago, MCChris said: Learning what not to do is still learning something. You've been talking to my father. You might not know it, but you think just like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Studio Custom Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Ed Rechts said: Not if Comedy Central gives me half of what your video would be worth to them. I'm bummed there doesn't exist a Cringe Network, 30 seconds into your video I'd be brokering a deal that would procure me a private jet and an Italian sports car for every day of the week Noticed you did not deny my statement. No one is coming to rescue you, keep playing the lottery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGale Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Cough, cough...I'm just sayin' Ed, if you wanted to maximize your donations... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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