LucSulla Posted April 21, 2021 Author Share Posted April 21, 2021 This is a whole 'nother level. Quote I got this guitar in 1997. I got it from the original owner. His wife had it made for him and had it custom painted with a picture of her on the guitar. She was an adult film star. She gave it to him as a birthday present I think. He rarely played it. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Charvel-Charvette-Custom-80s-Super-Strat-Duncan-Pickup-Electric-Guitar/203305550754?hash=item2f55f483a2%3Ag%3ASUsAAOSwvPpgTj~G&LH_ItemCondition=3000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 6 hours ago, LucSulla said: This is a whole 'nother level. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Charvel-Charvette-Custom-80s-Super-Strat-Duncan-Pickup-Electric-Guitar/203305550754?hash=item2f55f483a2%3Ag%3ASUsAAOSwvPpgTj~G&LH_ItemCondition=3000 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dana_V Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 8 hours ago, LucSulla said: This is a whole 'nother level. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Charvel-Charvette-Custom-80s-Super-Strat-Duncan-Pickup-Electric-Guitar/203305550754?hash=item2f55f483a2%3Ag%3ASUsAAOSwvPpgTj~G&LH_ItemCondition=3000 Yikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Haynie Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Dana_V said: Yikes. That cannot be any worse than what hangs out after the show looking for guys who play Charvettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizanski Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Dana_V said: Yikes. You buried the lead there. It gets worse when you look at the whole picture. The proportions of that massive, masculine head on that petite body is hysterical and a little off-putting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizanski Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ed Rechts said: She looks like one of those supermodels that exclusively date Hamer SS collectors from New Jersey Looks like the head of a less pretty Kip Winger on a 7/8 scale lingerie model's body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 minute ago, kizanski said: Looks like the head of a less pretty Kip Winger on a 7/8 scale lingerie model's body. I’ve not seen that adult film... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dana_V Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, kizanski said: You buried the lead there. It gets worse when you look at the whole picture. The proportions of that massive, masculine head on that petite body is hysterical and a little off-putting. ...and what's going on with her (?) hands? Are those mittens? And what is she (?) doing? Welding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizanski Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Travis said: I’ve not seen that adult film... Seen it? You're IN it! 1 minute ago, Dana_V said: ...and what's going on with her (?) hands? Are those mittens? And what is she (?) doing? Welding? I hope not. She's not wearing OSHA approved welding protective gear. Very irresponsible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Prof Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 She looks like David Hasselhoff in drag. Perhaps a German buyer will snap it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizanski Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 20 minutes ago, Biz Prof said: She looks like David Hasselhoff in drag. Perhaps a German buyer will snap it up. You don't see it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Prof Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Oh, I see it. I just think "she" looks more like the Hoff than the Kip. Maybe if "she" had a jaw o' stubble. I will concede this: Any dude that tries to hook up with her is headed for a heartbreak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucSulla Posted April 21, 2021 Author Share Posted April 21, 2021 Kip Winger tried to pick a friend of mine up once who was waiting on his table at a restaurant in Nashville. After an evening of trying out other lines the whole meal, he finally broke out the, "You know, I'm Kip Winger." She responded, "No shit. Definite a point against you, and definitely not the only one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Prof Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, LucSulla said: Kip Winger tried to pick a friend of mine up once who was waiting on his table at a restaurant in Nashville. After an evening of trying out other lines the whole meal, he finally broke out the, "You know, I'm Kip Winger." She responded, "No shit. Definite a point against you, and definitely not the only one." Was she only 17? Was her name Madalaine? Did Kip tell her he was hungry.....for her love? 1 minute ago, Ed Rechts said: Does anyone else wonder if one disenfranchised rural Tennessee teenage metal head wanted to see if he could "improve" a Charvette? Or really make it suck? Not sure if a Charvette could either be improved or made to suck even more than it did from the factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialk Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, kizanski said: Looks like the head of a less pretty Kip Winger on a 7/8 scale lingerie model's body. Gawd. Once you see it, there is no unseeing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Biz Prof said: She looks like David Hasselhoff in drag. Perhaps a German buyer will snap it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mrjamiam Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Not sure this belongs here; maybe a Madison amp is a gem, there are plenty that I have never heard of. But this is the first brag about buying from Ed Roman that I've seen in the wild: https://huntsville.craigslist.org/msg/d/florence-madison-all-tube-2-stack-amp/7305485383.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BubbaVO Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 On 4/21/2021 at 4:04 PM, gtrdaddy said: I was going to say Lucy lawless....and the you did that. 🤢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptm1diver Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 I prefer the graphic on my Hamer Vector. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucSulla Posted April 25, 2021 Author Share Posted April 25, 2021 I love tacky guitars, so I'd definitely rock that. The Hamer. Not the Hasselhoff Charvette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucSulla Posted April 28, 2021 Author Share Posted April 28, 2021 The most custom of customs. Even signed by Neil "Smack You In The Mouth" Diamond. https://reverb.com/item/37760439-gibson-highly-customized-les-paul-signed-by-neil-diamond-natural Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 4 hours ago, LucSulla said: The most custom of customs. Even signed by Neil "Smack You In The Mouth" Diamond. https://reverb.com/item/37760439-gibson-highly-customized-les-paul-signed-by-neil-diamond-natural What in the actual fuck...? I can’t even with the headstock modification and the tuner placement... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Haynie Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 If someone really wants to customize a headstock to have the tuners situated to have a straight string alignment with no angle at the nut it is possible to find tuners with longer button shafts. Having a machinist make something would be better than just cutting out a lot of wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Prof Posted April 28, 2021 Share Posted April 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Steve Haynie said: If someone really wants to customize a headstock to have the tuners situated to have a straight string alignment with no angle at the nut it is possible to find tuners with longer button shafts. Having a machinist make something would be better than just cutting out a lot of wood. Refinishing the guitar in turd paste would be better than that Brent-esque modification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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