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The toilet seat base IS a touch of class...

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7 minutes ago, cmatthes said:

The toilet seat base IS a touch of class...

Oh no, it's some sort of shield proclaiming the owner to be a member of the Guitar Nerd Justice League.

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31 minutes ago, cmatthes said:

The toilet seat base IS a touch of class...

Well, it is from POS.

 

ETA:  My Hercules stands do the same thing without the large toilet seat footprint. I don't get it.

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6 minutes ago, crunchee said:

Wow, I just saved $139.00 by not buying one!

Just wait until they release the super-special bespoke, private reserve, wood library stand with a folding toilet seat base inlaid with abalone dragons and shat upon by Ted McCarty.  Pre-order price is only $1,399!

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30 minutes ago, Biz Prof said:

Just wait until they release the super-special bespoke, private reserve, wood library stand with a folding toilet seat base inlaid with abalone dragons and shat upon by Ted McCarty.  Pre-order price is only $1,399!

Yep, they’d have to utilize some Private Stock logs to build the stands that will hold those extra special floaters!

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2 hours ago, MCChris said:

Oh no, it's some sort of shield proclaiming the owner to be a member of the Guitar Nerd Justice League.

This is a brilliant moniker for TGP's most prolific authors.

 

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2 hours ago, MCChris said:

Some jackass actually asked if it folds up so you can take it to a "gig" lol.

 

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                                             Come on........................that's just plain stupid! Does it look like it going to fold up!?:blink:

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39 minutes ago, Funky Chicken said:

The design looks like it might be copied from an X-Ray machine. It would be right at home next to the spit sink.

Deep breath...

Hold it...

>click<

Ok. Exhale...

 

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Hey, why all the naysayers?  Even before you’ve heard it’s acoustic voice?  
One thing for sure ,for most of those buying it, their guitar will sound better on that stand. 

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25 minutes ago, kizanski said:

Deep breath...

Hold it...

>click<

Ok. Exhale...

 

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You left out the earlier part of this where they stick what feels like a Lego block structure in your mouth and say, "Bite down, please."

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THIS should fit nicely in that toilet seat...

PRS Private Stock Snarling Tiger

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1 hour ago, Biz Prof said:

You left out the earlier part of this where they stick what feels like a Lego block structure in your mouth and say, "Bite down, please."

That's the piece that says Kodak.  Tasty!

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1 minute ago, kizanski said:

That's the piece that says Kodak.  Tasty!

My dentist uses one that's smaller, yet sharper edged.  Feels like eating a credit card.

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7 minutes ago, Biz Prof said:

My dentist uses one that's smaller, yet sharper edged.  Feels like eating a credit card.

Tell him to up his game and his gear.   That shit's ancient.

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I’m pretty sure if there was a home invasion, they would take one look at that thing, grab it, and beat you to death with it.       I just don’t need that kind of aggravation in my life.

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