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31 minutes ago, kizanski said:

Tell him to up his game and his gear.   That shit's ancient.

Well, now I think about it, I've put off having a pano set done for the last couple of years.  Probably more likely that I'm ancient as opposed to his gear.  He's actually a gear slut when it comes to dental medicine gizmos, but as a non-musician, he doesn't have a PRS...even though he's a dentist. 

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2 hours ago, cmatthes said:

THIS should fit nicely in that toilet seat...

PRS Private Stock Snarling Tiger

The PRS faithful have posted objections to this thing repeatedly.  It was labeled the Carol Baskin Private Stock or Tiger Penis, whichever you prefer.

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3 minutes ago, bigolsparky said:

The PRS faithful have posted objections to this thing repeatedly.  It was labeled the Carol Baskin Private Stock or Tiger Penis, whichever you prefer.

I'll give PRS the benefit of the doubt and assume they put a ridiculous number on that proposal in hopes of pricing themselves out of it ... and the filthy rich mofo who sired that brainchild agreed to it.

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2 hours ago, cmatthes said:

THIS should fit nicely in that toilet seat...

PRS Private Stock Snarling Tiger

That's a real thing?!? I thought it was a bad Photoshop job. JFCOAPS.

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1 hour ago, DaveL said:

’m pretty sure if there was a home invasion, they would take one look at that thing, grab it, and beat you to death with it.

The stand or that tiger guitar?

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Nobody who owns a PRS like that ever gigs.  He once went to a blues jam, but he didn’t play because the house rules prohibited him from using his 36” x 24” Klon-and-Strymon-loaded pedalboard.  Without that, he just can’t into the right groove to play Red House.

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I love me some PRS guitars, they are IMHO the best production guitars available today, but I'd never pay that much for a stand and as mentioned it does look like a toilet seat on the bottom.  I'll pass...  That Tiger Private Stock guitar is hideous too, but hey if you've got the $$$ they will make you whatever you want.  Taste has nothing to do with it and I've seen several other PS guitars that made me cringe.  That said, my PS is a Santana model that is drop dead gorgeous and sounds/plays amazing too! 😎

 

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1 hour ago, Rich_S said:

Nobody who owns a PRS like that ever gigs. 

Richard Williams of Kansas played a PRS Dragon regularly in concert for several years.  He is the only person in the world to actually play one of those high priced collectibles.  So, is it worth more for being owned by a somewhat famous musician, or worth less because it is no longer in unplayed condition?

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What did the artist use as a model? Sylvester Stallone for that arm (leg)? I hope his other creations (non-guitar) are better received.

I will second GuitarGuy65 re the Santana model. Even better with the rosewood neck, IMO.

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14 hours ago, cmatthes said:

The toilet seat base IS a touch of class...

I love how the POS, er, I mean PRS, is about to fall through the toilet seat!

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12 hours ago, HamerCustomEr said:

I love how the POS, er, I mean PRS, is about to fall through the toilet seat!

Calling a PRS a POS is a bit harsh. I mean, it's not like it's a Baker.

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2 minutes ago, MCChris said:

Calling a PRS a POS is a bit harsh. I mean, it's not like it's a Baker.

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On 8/26/2020 at 12:23 PM, cmatthes said:

THIS should fit nicely in that toilet seat...

PRS Private Stock Snarling Tiger

 

22 hours ago, bigolsparky said:

The PRS faithful have posted objections to this thing repeatedly.  It was labeled the Carol Baskin Private Stock or Tiger Penis, whichever you prefer.

 

22 hours ago, hamerhead said:

That's a real thing?!? I thought it was a bad Photoshop job. JFCOAPS.

 

19 hours ago, Rich_S said:

Nobody who owns a PRS like that ever gigs.  He once went to a blues jam, but he didn’t play because the house rules prohibited him from using his 36” x 24” Klon-and-Strymon-loaded pedalboard.  Without that, he just can’t into the right groove to play Red House.

One person's Baby Ruth is another person's "doodie" (and vice versa), I suppose:  :rolleyes: ;) :ph34r:

 

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On 8/26/2020 at 6:58 PM, Biz Prof said:

You left out the earlier part of this where they stick what feels like a Lego block structure in your mouth and say, "Bite down, please."

Don’t!!! I got this coming up

on Monday... 😂

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