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Musician no buy drowned cat; he have no money for wet pussy.

Rich man with hands in pocket feel foolish; Poor musician with hand in pocket feel nuts...
 

Musician who kiss girl’s behind, get crack in face!
 

When musician have hand in bush, he trim shrubs.
 

Woman who love musician like falling in love with elevator operator; they get shaft.

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Ah, but the psychological and spiritual lift provided by guitars and playing music saves me a shit-ton of money on therapists and lawyers... ;)

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