django49 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 https://madhousemagazine.com/dolly-parton-loretta-lynn-release-country-version-of-wap-by-cardi-b/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
specialk Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 😆 Thanks! It skewers two of my wife's favorites. So of course I'll share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diablo175 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 More like DAP- dusty ass p*ssy. Satire or not (and I'm all for women's empowerment) but at ages 74 and 88, I really don't see how this would be a relevant theme for them. If they were still knocking boots at that age, it's a scenario I'd care not to imagine... unless one fancies banging a mummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobB Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 2 hours ago, diablo175 said: I'm all for women's empowerment but at ages 74 and 88, I really don't see how this is a relevant theme for them. If they're still knocking boots at that age, good on 'em but I can't fathom their privates being wet without copious amounts of artificial lubricant. More like DAP- dusty ass p*ssy. It's a scenario I'd care not to imagine... unless one fancies banging a mummy. You do realize madhousemagazine.com is a parody site (like The Onion), right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
django49 Posted March 1, 2021 Author Share Posted March 1, 2021 2 hours ago, diablo175 said: I'm all for women's empowerment but at ages 74 and 88, I really don't see how this is a relevant theme for them. If they're still knocking boots at that age, good on 'em but I can't fathom their privates being wet without copious amounts of artificial lubricant. More like DAP- dusty ass p*ssy. It's a scenario I'd care not to imagine... unless one fancies banging a mummy. Prolly best I not post a link to the one about a certain member of the House, with the location and circumstances of her Jimi tattoo. Just might make some people lose their lunch. And might well also be seen as political......Funny as hell though. IMO. YMMV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diablo175 Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 54 minutes ago, RobB said: You do realize madhousemagazine.com is a parody site (like The Onion), right? That's what I get for skimming. Missed the Mad Magazine bit. The basic idea just overwhelmed me. In a bad way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakeboy Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 4 hours ago, diablo175 said: More like DAP- dusty ass p*ssy. Satire or not (and I'm all for women's empowerment) but at ages 74 and 88, I really don't see how this would be a relevant theme for them. If they were still knocking boots at that age, it's a scenario I'd care not to imagine... unless one fancies banging a mummy. Is the mummy hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diablo175 Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, Jakeboy said: Is the mummy hot? Total MILF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakeboy Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 hours ago, django49 said: Prolly best I not post a link to the one about a certain member of the House, with the location and circumstances of her Jimi tattoo. Just might make some people lose their lunch. And might well also be seen as political......Funny as hell though. IMO. YMMV. Post away dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BubbaVO Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 Not to throw fuel on a fire... well, actually, I do ... I’ll see your Loretta Lynn knocking boots and raise you seniors who got the clap https://www.villages-news.com/2019/05/04/villages-101-whats-the-truth-behind-urban-legend-of-stds-in-the-villages/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucSulla Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 30 minutes ago, BubbaVO said: Not to throw fuel on a fire... well, actually, I do ... I’ll see your Loretta Lynn knocking boots and raise you seniors who got the clap https://www.villages-news.com/2019/05/04/villages-101-whats-the-truth-behind-urban-legend-of-stds-in-the-villages/ I'm good friends with a researcher at UF that did a lot of work down there on that topic, basically in an effort to understand how much seniors were banging and under what circumstances to do a health campaign to get the old fellas to bag it up. While that 10:1 number is incredibly exaggerated, since nature thins the men in the herd before the women generally, men do have more options in a retirement community often. In the late-90s/early-00s, this was right after viagra made it easy for a lot of these gents to rock the spot once again, and a lot of these guys and gals back at that time were of the Silent Generation still, not the Boomers down there now. A lot had changed since the 40s when last many of them were practicing their night moves. So there was legitimately a window there when they tended to raw dawg because no one was getting pregnant at their age and the last time many of them were playing the field, penicillin cured most of what ailed you. Fast forward to when this article was written, and there aren't nearly as many of those folks from that generation left down there, plus Viagra and other drugs have been with us for quite some time. Divorce was more common among boomers, who at there oldest were in their late-30s/early-40s at the height of the HIV panic, so they had more sexual experience in more modern times. Plus, today's older folk have had two decades to learn they can catch a lot of nasty stuff too. I wouldn't be surprised if, whatever the truth of those STD statistics was in the early 00s, it's no longer the case. She said the funniest response when they were conducting interviews came from a woman in her late-80s when they asked what she looked for in a partner. She held both hands up about a foot apart and said, "I like 'em big, if you know what I mean." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BubbaVO Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 22 minutes ago, LucSulla said: I'm good friends with a researcher at UF that did a lot of work down there on that topic, basically in an effort to understand how much seniors were banging and under what circumstances to do a health campaign to get the old fellas to bag it up. While that 10:1 number is incredibly exaggerated, since nature thins the men in the herd before the women generally, men do have more options in a retirement community often. In the late-90s/early-00s, this was right after viagra made it easy for a lot of these gents to rock the spot once again, and a lot of these guys and gals back at that time were of the Silent Generation still, not the Boomers down there now. A lot had changed since the 40s when last many of them were practicing their night moves. So there was legitimately a window there when they tended to raw dawg because no one was getting pregnant at their age and the last time many of them were playing the field, penicillin cured most of what ailed you. Fast forward to when this article was written, and there aren't nearly as many of those folks from that generation left down there, plus Viagra and other drugs have been with us for quite some time. Divorce was more common among boomers, who at there oldest were in their late-30s/early-40s at the height of the HIV panic, so they had more sexual experience in more modern times. Plus, today's older folk have had two decades to learn they can catch a lot of nasty stuff too. I wouldn't be surprised if, whatever the truth of those STD statistics was in the early 00s, it's no longer the case. She said the funniest response when they were conducting interviews came from a woman in her late-80s when they asked what she looked for in a partner. She held both hands up about a foot apart and said, "I like 'em big, if you know what I mean." https://blog.uvahealth.com/2019/04/11/stds-seniors/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucSulla Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, BubbaVO said: https://blog.uvahealth.com/2019/04/11/stds-seniors/ Well, there you go. Old people are still DIRTY WHORES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BubbaVO Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, LucSulla said: Well, there you go. Old people are still DIRTY WHORES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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