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Some reverb listings are full of useful information and plenty of pictures.

Then there's this one.

https://reverb.com/item/18933889-hamer-satfw-dcb-the-archtop-double-cutaway-dark-cherry

This Hamer guitar is the best one out there for sale ,
There is no way any
Other Hamer can top this one , I’m saying maybe match this one, but not likely, it’s just not been played it’s been in a case for many years and in a house not a storage ,
A heat and air controlled environment that makes a difference,

 

 

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Here is a photo of most of the guitar in another of his ads.

It must have been a stripper's guitar, because it's only wearing a g string!

THANK YOU!

I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! (...and every week after that).

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8 minutes ago, kizanski said:

Here is a photo of most of the guitar in another of his ads.

It must have been a stripper's guitar, because it's only wearing a g string!

THANK YOU!

I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! (...and every week after that).

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Gotta love a turd brown Strat. Got brown sound?

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Wait a minute! I KNEW it looked vaguely familiar but wasn't sure until @kizanski posted the one-string picture.

That guy was trying to sell that same guitar back in 2019. He had it listed as "mint" (and priced ridiculously high) but admitted that he didn't know anything about it.

So I, being Mr. Helpful, sent him a message through Reverb. He changed the wording of his ad and lowered the price a couple of times, but apparently gave up when he still couldn't sell it at $850.00 plus $50 shipping.

https://reverb.com/item/21921082-hamer-special-usa

I find his ad copy more enjoyable if you read it like beat poetry.

This guitar is the best one out here ,
That’s a solid fact ,
I am selling it as is and there is no problems with the way it plays everything works ,
I have answered so many questions
Only to hear I’m gonna pass
, ok here it is I’m not answering any
Questions take it or leave it for someone that knows about these guitars and has the money to buy not just to talk about guitars and their knowledge ,, OMG ! Sorry but
It’s true, I can play with any , I didn’t know how dumb I was ,,

 

Here's a screen capture of our exchange:

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13 minutes ago, Dana_V said:

That guy was trying to sell that same guitar back in 2019. He had it listed as "mint" (and priced ridiculously high) but admitted that he didn't know anything about it.

Here's a screen capture of our exchange:

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Ummm... This guy's an idiot.

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6 minutes ago, kizanski said:

Ummm... This guy's an idiot.

Well, yeah. 😆

But he's a "real pro"!

This is a 2018 one owner guitar
It’s their once a year walnut guitar ,
And made in the USA has a tremolo arm
I block the tremolos and tighten down the screws to springs , I don’t use a tremolo no whammy bar for me , every thing works and
It looks good and plays real well it’s been set up by a pro , a real pro seriously ,,, me ,,
It has a great tone which is unique , the intonation , string height , pick ups are perfect ,
Very very good guitar

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3 minutes ago, Dana_V said:

Well, yeah. 😆

But he's a "real pro"!

This is a 2018 one owner guitar
It’s their once a year walnut guitar ,
And made in the USA has a tremolo arm
I block the tremolos and tighten down the screws to springs , I don’t use a tremolo no whammy bar for me , every thing works and
It looks good and plays real well it’s been set up by a pro , a real pro seriously ,,, me ,,
It has a great tone which is unique , the intonation , string height , pick ups are perfect ,
Very very good guitar

lol - right!  He had to be told (twice) that he'd have a better shot at selling the guitar with a full set of strings installed, and the year it was made (also twice).

Also, he's a "MIM Stratocaster kinda guy."  GTFO.

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1 hour ago, kizanski said:

He gets the "worst pictures in an ad" award for today.

Really, dude.  What the fuck are you thinking?

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I want to know which Walmart parking lot his house is in this week.

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1 minute ago, Bennyboy-UK said:

Fucking hell. This mouth-breather can own a gun and vote...

Maybe not.  The odds of him being a convicted felon are pretty high.

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5 hours ago, Dana_V said:

Wait a minute! I KNEW it looked vaguely familiar but wasn't sure until @kizanski posted the one-string picture.

That guy was trying to sell that same guitar back in 2019. He had it listed as "mint" (and priced ridiculously high) but admitted that he didn't know anything about it.

So I, being Mr. Helpful, sent him a message through Reverb. He changed the wording of his ad and lowered the price a couple of times, but apparently gave up when he still couldn't sell it at $850.00 plus $50 shipping.

https://reverb.com/item/21921082-hamer-special-usa

I find his ad copy more enjoyable if you read it like beat poetry.

This guitar is the best one out here ,
That’s a solid fact ,
I am selling it as is and there is no problems with the way it plays everything works ,
I have answered so many questions
Only to hear I’m gonna pass
, ok here it is I’m not answering any
Questions take it or leave it for someone that knows about these guitars and has the money to buy not just to talk about guitars and their knowledge ,, OMG ! Sorry but
It’s true, I can play with any , I didn’t know how dumb I was ,,

 

Here's a screen capture of our exchange:

Hamer ad 03.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

Apparently, he’s not a fan of punctuation either.   

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15 hours ago, Dana_V said:

Wait a minute! I KNEW it looked vaguely familiar but wasn't sure until @kizanski posted the one-string picture.

That guy was trying to sell that same guitar back in 2019. He had it listed as "mint" (and priced ridiculously high) but admitted that he didn't know anything about it.

So I, being Mr. Helpful, sent him a message through Reverb. He changed the wording of his ad and lowered the price a couple of times, but apparently gave up when he still couldn't sell it at $850.00 plus $50 shipping.

https://reverb.com/item/21921082-hamer-special-usa

I find his ad copy more enjoyable if you read it like beat poetry.

This guitar is the best one out here ,
That’s a solid fact ,
I am selling it as is and there is no problems with the way it plays everything works ,
I have answered so many questions
Only to hear I’m gonna pass
, ok here it is I’m not answering any
Questions take it or leave it for someone that knows about these guitars and has the money to buy not just to talk about guitars and their knowledge ,, OMG ! Sorry but
It’s true, I can play with any , I didn’t know how dumb I was ,,

 

Here's a screen capture of our exchange:

Hamer ad 03.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

How on Earth could he have claimed it was mint when he admitted that he never plugged it in?!

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23 hours ago, Dana_V said:

Definitely no affiliation.

 

Some reverb listings are full of useful information and plenty of pictures.

Then there's this one.

https://reverb.com/item/18933889-hamer-satfw-dcb-the-archtop-double-cutaway-dark-cherry

This Hamer guitar is the best one out there for sale ,
There is no way any
Other Hamer can top this one , I’m saying maybe match this one, but not likely, it’s just not been played it’s been in a case for many years and in a house not a storage ,
A heat and air controlled environment that makes a difference,

 

 

 Total Crapola...........................................Get out the  deep wader boots because it's deep and this is the "BEST" bullshit description I have ever read, no other Bullshit story can top this one. Fair enough?

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