kizanski Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 And I thought I was hiding it well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Prof Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 So, you're saying that you're more enthusiastic than how you appear in that photo in some Zoom meetings? If so, tell me how you muster the energy to stay awake; after doing this virtually non-stop since mid-March of 2020, my "I'd rather have my toenails removed with pliers" facial expression has become a permanent fixture. ETA. Sure you're not holding an Epiphone that's just out of view of the webcam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizanski Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 You're right - that is an Epiphone Face™! 8 minutes ago, Biz Prof said: So, you're saying that you're more enthusiastic than how you appear in that photo in some Zoom meetings? You know, now that I think of it, no. Today's EpiFace™ might have something to do with one of the recommendations I received from YouTube this morning. I don't know why I would want to do that, why YouTube thinks I would want to do that, or why YouTube thinks I have anal lube in my home (or anywhere else for that matter). Suffice it to say, it has been a strange day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JGale Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Is that a Baker growing out of your head or are you just glad to see me...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrjamiam Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Victim fiddle, victim tee - your messaging isn't subtle. Not to mention your listed interests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizanski Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 32 minutes ago, mrjamiam said: Victim fiddle, victim tee - your messaging isn't subtle. Gotta represent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G Man Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 I'd probably have the same face if I had that many strat bodied guitars hanging on the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Prof Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 "EpiFaceTM" will now formally enter the lexicon, Kiz' presumed trademark protection notwithstanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 4 hours ago, kizanski said: And I thought I was hiding it well. Could be worse. You could’ve logged into your zoom court meeting under the screen name “Buttfucker 3000”... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamerhead Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 That WAS him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottcald Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 Was Clapton in the meeting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizanski Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Travis said: Could be worse. You could’ve logged into your zoom court meeting under the screen name “Buttfucker 3000”... Solid point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singlehum Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizanski Posted May 11, 2021 Author Share Posted May 11, 2021 LOL - Muscle roller and cat brush/glove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svl Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 From the looks of that muscle roller I think we've figured out the Youtube anal lube mystery. Big Brother IS watching, and has apparently decided you might need help greasing up to handle a particular inner "muscle".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizanski Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 Eww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Prof Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 57 minutes ago, svl said: From the looks of that muscle roller I think we've figured out the Youtube anal lube mystery. Didn't a device like that make an appearance with "Tyler" on SNL's "Appalachian Emergency Room"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottcald Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 It was a million to one shot, Doc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmatthes Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Nice Scharter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizanski Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 17 hours ago, G Man said: I'd probably have the same face if I had that many strat bodied guitars hanging on the wall. That sounds like a You Problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G Man Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, kizanski said: That sounds like a You Problem. I'll give you that one, never found a strat I liked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizanski Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share Posted May 12, 2021 9 minutes ago, G Man said: I'll give you that one, never found a strat I liked. I could have 100 of them and still see another one that I had to have - lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geobluto Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 15 hours ago, svl said: From the looks of that muscle roller I think we've figured out the Youtube anal lube mystery. Big Brother IS watching, and has apparently decided you might need help greasing up to handle a particular inner "muscle".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtrdaddy Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 On 5/11/2021 at 11:28 AM, kizanski said: And I thought I was hiding it well. Dude, you look like you just had an Amazon delivery. It's exactly how I look after Amazon comes. I can't seem to get those lazy SOBs to use the side walk and stay the fuck off my lawn. Why can't they use our God-given sidewalks and stay the fuck off my lawn like normal people? #GTFOML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
svl Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 17 minutes ago, gtrdaddy said: Dude, you look like you just had an Amazon delivery. It's exactly how I look after Amazon comes. I can't seem to get those lazy SOBs to use the side walk and stay the fuck off my lawn. Why can't they use our God-given sidewalks and stay the fuck off my lawn like normal people? #GTFOML Fucking word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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