Okay, I'm getting ready to take a pic of this shit at some point tonight...
I got home from work and by the back door there's a big, gorgeous flower arrangement in a vase (or a vaaaz, I dunno, not that fucking French) with roses, sunflowers, day lillies, pansies or whatever (like I know my damn flowers) and there's a card stuck in one of those plastic thingies that look like oyster forks sticking out the side ...
"To Jeff, With love, the HFC."
My side was absolutely hurting with laughter. Not so much this beautiful flower arrangement for our den, but moreso the reaction of my wife. "Why don't you get me nice pretty flowers like that?" LOL
Okay, who? My gut reaction is Gale LOL