PSA: No... comment.... please.

[Ua D]

I’m assuming it’s finished with the can of minwax in the bottom of the photo.

 

[scottcald]

OK, I'm just going to say it:  I didn't realize Stevie Wonder was building guitars. 

 

[Cary]

The wall behind it is outstanding.

Well, it should be...  The nursing home residents who had to do without that mattress foam paid the price!

 

[DBraz]

What’s it weigh?

Does it have a good acoustic voice?

 

[fasteddie]

It looks hand made. 

By Edward Scissorhands.

 

[fasteddie]

Looks just like a Mirage.

Yes it does look like a mirage, something that's not real but looks real.

 

[ARM OF HAMER]

                                                    Well...................... regarding the builder............what is the difference between a amatuer and a professional?...................a amatuer works till he gets it right,a professional works till he never gets it wrong. This one...............fails on both of those.

 

[Dana_V]

Remember that time Homer built a bed for Bart?



I guess he builds guitars now.

 

[scottcald]

What’s it weigh?

Does it have a good acoustic voice?

I'm coining a new term here (at least I think so):  Aesthetic voice.  The guitar sounds ok, but its aesthetic voice is way below par. 

 

[kizanski]

Does it have a good acoustic voice?

Again: "Can you describe its acoustic voice?"

Of course it has an acoustic voice.

 

[MCChris]

"Can you describe its acoustic voice?"

Dulcet and erection-inducing. What's your shipping address?

 

[Dana_V]

I really need to see the rest of the blue monstrosity hanging in the left of the frame.

I might also be curious to see the rest of the murder-shack of a house in the background. I'm thinking it probably looks something like this:

 

[DBraz]

By Edward Scissorhands.

Brilliant!

 

[crunchee]

What I can see of the blue guitar kinda looks like this one (no affiliation), kinda reminds me of a cross between an SG and a BC Rich.  Made In Wisconsin, so you know it's cheesy:     :lol:   h34r:

https://davesguitar.com/products/vector/scimitar-17-milwaukee-608-790-9816/

 

[kizanski]

What I can see of the blue guitar kinda looks like this one (no affiliation), kinda reminds me of a cross between an SG and a BC Rich.  Made In Wisconsin, so you know it's cheesy:  

It really doesn't look anything like that.

 

[Camstone]

But you all must take into consideration the fact that this guitar is the rare and highly sought after 20 7/8" scale.

 

[MCChris]

It really doesn't look anything like that.

Yeah, one's a solid turd, the other has corn kernels in it. Both indisputably turds though.

 

[gtrdaddy]

But you all must take into consideration the fact that this guitar is the rare and highly sought after 20 7/8" scale.

20 7/8" scale on the top three strings. 21 5/32" on the lower three.

 

[scottcald]

20 7/8" scale on the top three strings. 21 5/32" on the lower three.

If it was a straight 21 5/32" scale, I'd definitely be purchasing. 

 

[gtrdaddy]

No, that's full-on free hand saber saw with a pipe and a  blindfold woodworking. 

Fixed.