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I counted SEVEN people with the word "Producer" after their names during the end credits. 2 of those where Mark Burnett & Tommy Lee. What a load of LAME CHOICES TO BE ON A SINGING CONTEST SHOW!

CRIMINY FLIP!

Seriously. Only 3 of those contestants stand a chance, and at least half where flat out piss poor choices. Are they looking in the wrong place or just clueless? If I was a CBS exec heads would be rolling.

Of course, I'll still watch though. /emoticons/default_smile.png

Knockin' On Heavens Door dude has the best combo of pipes, look & attitude, Black Crowes dude is great if they wanna be Maroon 5 (which they don't I'm guessing) and last dude will get the gig.

Jock dude was horrid! Gotta love Gilby-"That sucked". Tell it yo!

 
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was that last dude missing a chromosome? were his eyes below his nose or something? yikes

seriously, the show is a bunch of wannabe posers hamming it up for a one-off opportunity. pretty boyz + silicon girlz screaming look at me. equally embarassing are desper-rockers like tommylee selling out for commercial tvtime. singers 20 years younger than the rest of the so-called band assembly is one way to suckseed.

i wish my wife wouldn't put that crap on the tele.

i gotta start reading books again.

 
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Those were some disappointing choices. Black Crowes dude sounded good but was too damn smiley-happy. That would get annoying.

It seemed like that dude who sang Roxanne basically decided to ditch the melody and just focus one one note for the entire song. It really bordered on a monotone performance. Gilby told the truth - it sucked.

At least they brought back the house band dummer. That dude kicks ass. Hell, all of them do.

 
I didn't watch for a reason... 2 Names... Super Group. Or should I say grout. The Nuge was himself, gotta thank him for that. Bio-what? Let's see if he can get a free ad for porn again. (his wife is HOT). Skud Row? Bonham is a good choice. Ian is the player for that show. Good side fiddle. Let's see if anyone one on the HFC will come up with their own supergroup.

Hell, I think R. Zander has the best vocals!

 
i thought the freakey looking chick who sang nirvana was good, but the last one (ape boy) was the best. props to gilby for calling them just as i was at home ("that was pitchy, dude", "that sucked") haha.

dave navarro is an average player and somewhat of a tool IMFO.

house band was slamming (i think that's ralph morea (sp?) who plays guitar w/ pink and recently was arrested for assaulting a student at g.i.t. where he teaches).

 
i thought the freakey looking chick who sang nirvana was good, but the last one (ape boy) was the best. props to gilby for calling them just as i was at home ("that was pitchy, dude", "that sucked") haha.dave navarro is an average player and somewhat of a tool IMFO.
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I agree with all of this. In fact, there should have been many more "that sucked" comments, but you can tell the after-song segments are heavily edited, so who knows?

Ape Boy has the whole package, image and vocal talent, certainly more so than any other contestant at this stage. He's got that Udo Dierkschneider appeal to him.

It's something I never thought possible, as who knew any existed in a Nickelback song, but the Canadian chick sucked all the power out of "How You Remind Me." She or the "Roxanne" butcher are the obvious choices to go.

Add Navarro to the list of guys who were better/cooler when they were on heroin.

Newsted should have been the new bass player in Gov't Mule.

Lee is precisely in his element.

 
Out of all the 'singers', I counted 3 or 4 with some potential. We'll see what else thay sing.

As soon as they introduced the ROxanne guy, I said "Oh, no" to my wife. Awful.

 
Damn! I missed the show. /emoticons/default_smile.png Sounds like a display I would have enjoyed. /emoticons/default_smile.png

 
Jill(number 13) the short blond gal that sang the Janice Joplin song is a backup singer for Trans Siberian Orchestra. She has a set of pipes.

It is kinda sad if those are the best 15 singers that they could come up with. /emoticons/default_smile.png

 
i thought the freakey looking chick who sang nirvana was good, but the last one (ape boy) was the best. props to gilby for calling them just as i was at home ("that was pitchy, dude", "that sucked") haha.dave navarro is an average player and somewhat of a tool IMFO.
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I agree with all of this. In fact, there should have been many more "that sucked" comments, but you can tell the after-song segments are heavily edited, so who knows?

Ape Boy has the whole package, image and vocal talent, certainly more so than any other contestant at this stage. He's got that Udo Dierkschneider appeal to him.

It's something I never thought possible, as who knew any existed in a Nickelback song, but the Canadian chick sucked all the power out of "How You Remind Me." She or the "Roxanne" butcher are the obvious choices to go.

Add Navarro to the list of guys who were better/cooler when they were on heroin.

Newsted should have been the new bass player in Gov't Mule.

Lee is precisely in his element.
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I am pretty sure MC Chris hit this out of the ballpark and sums it up for me.

Lee is in his element.

I was looking forward to seeing some potential talent. I lasted two singers and turned it off. Masters of whatever, and lame talent shows are giving me more reason to turn off the idiot box and pick up the guitar.

Last night, the TV Hamer Junior got placed back in rotation. All that talk about Virts and single pickups got to me.

Hamerica

 
Oh, there were singers on the show?? Mr. ctrixie was happy about the return of Brooke Burke to summer TV...

 
Mr. ctrixie was happy about the return of Brooke Burke to summer TV...
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Atta boy!

She seems less wooden this year. I, of course, will be quite the opposite, thanks to her.

 
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I gotta disagree. She still sucks as a host. And her clothes aren't any better. WTF was that she was weraring? She's been off my hot list for a while. YMMV.

 
I gotta disagree. She still sucks as a host. And her clothes aren't any better. WTF was that she was weraring? She's been off my hot list for a while. YMMV.
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You're a tough nut to bust, Lou. Agreed about the wardrobe though. Horrendous stuff. Makes it easier to picture her naked though.

 
I gotta disagree. She still sucks as a host. And her clothes aren't any better. WTF was that she was weraring? She's been off my hot list for a while. YMMV.
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+1. She's hot and all, but a terrible TV host. And please Brooke, stop using the word "rocker". UGH!

 
I gotta disagree.  She still sucks as a host.  And her clothes aren't any better.  WTF was that she was weraring?  She's been off my hot list for a while.  YMMV.
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You're a tough nut to bust, Lou. Agreed about the wardrobe though. Horrendous stuff. Makes it easier to picture her naked though.
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Not to tough, actually, but I guess she never did for me. Now Carmen Electra, she does it for me.... Navarro connection... /emoticons/default_ohmy.png

 
I gotta disagree.  She still sucks as a host.  And her clothes aren't any better.  WTF was that she was weraring?  She's been off my hot list for a while.  YMMV.
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+1. She's hot and all, but a terrible TV host. And please Brooke, stop using the word "rocker". UGH!
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Expected response from the Carnie Wilson fan ....

 
I gotta disagree.  She still sucks as a host.  And her clothes aren't any better.  WTF was that she was weraring?  She's been off my hot list for a while.  YMMV.
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+1. She's hot and all, but a terrible TV host. And please Brooke, stop using the word "rocker". UGH!
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Expected response from the Carnie Wilson fan ....
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