Guest galejt Posted July 18, 2005 Posted July 18, 2005 Saw BeauSoleil avec Michael Doucet Friday night in Hampton. Never wanted to get up and dance so bad in all my life! An absolute chair twitcher. He even told a Cajun joke: Boudreaux and Marie been married 30 years and have three fine children. All this time Marie has kept a wooden box under the bed with instructions to Boudreaux to never, ever look in this box if he knows what's good for him. Well, after 30 years Boudreaux's curiosity gets the best of him and while Marie is out shopping he sneaks a peek. He finds three eggs and $600 dollars in the box. Puzzled, he confronts Marie when she returns. "Boudreaux! How could you!" Marie exclaims. "After 30 years! That does it! We gonna divorce, sell the house, everything!" "Calm down Marie, calm down. I'm just curious is all. I don't wanna divorce. Tell me what the three eggs is about is all" "Well Boudreaux. I guess I can tell you now. Everytime I been unfaithful to you, I put an egg in the box." Boudreaux thinks about this for a minute and decides 30 years, three fine children, three times is nothing to get upset about. "But what about the $600 Marie?" "Well Boudreaux. Everytime I gets a dozen eggs, I sell 'em."
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