Eric Weston Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 I am no longer in control of my life - once you say "I do" you're toast ...it's true, I've tried to deny it, tried to rationalize it away, but ... I am now a living, breathing wallet who does chores around the house.Welcome to the club!!!! after a few years you will be on a longer leash ( if you're good)Here's a sample of my conversation with the wife whenever I mention one of Bruce's jams-Me- Hey, Bruce is having a jam Sunday, I'd like to go...Her- Didn't you just go to one of his parties?Me- It was, like, 2 months ago....Her- You never mowed the lawn this week.Me- I'll do it that morning....yes, I WILL.Her- Your workbench is a disaster area....Me- Yeah, I know....it's MY workbench.Her- FINE....don't drive home drunk....WOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!We had a great time and we'll do it again soon!!
BillW Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 I am no longer in control of my life - once you say "I do" you're toast ...it's true, I've tried to deny it, tried to rationalize it away, but ... I am now a living, breathing wallet who does chores around the house. Welcome to the club!!!! after a few years you will be on a longer leash ( if you're good) Here's a sample of my conversation with the wife whenever I mention one of Bruce's jams- Me- Hey, Bruce is having a jam Sunday, I'd like to go... Her- Didn't you just go to one of his parties? Me- It was, like, 2 months ago.... Her- You never mowed the lawn this week. Me- I'll do it that morning....yes, I WILL. Her- Your workbench is a disaster area.... Me- Yeah, I know....it's MY workbench. Her- FINE....don't drive home drunk.... WOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!! We had a great time and we'll do it again soon!!
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