So, a '93 an '81 and a '96 walk into a bar...

[Kerry Marchman]

I got nothin'. Just wanted to show off the guitars..

[Saul Goodman]

On 12/18/2025 at 11:30 PM, Kerry Marchman said:

I got nothin'. Just wanted to show off the guitars..

I have a '95, chunky neck wraptail. 

[Kerry Marchman]

On 12/20/2025 at 9:49 AM, Saul Goodman said:

I have a '95, chunky neck wraptail. 

I love mine, Saul. They are really cool guitars.

[veatch]

I'm disappointed no one's finishing the joke. So, well... here goes...  gimme a better one. The bar is now low...

So, a 93, an 81, and a 96 walk into a bar and order drinks. As they sit there, mulling over their day, the 93 hears a high-pitched voice say, "Those frets look great on you!”

The 93 looks around, doesn’t see anything, and returns to his drink. A moment later, the voice returns, this time saying to the 81, “Nice sustain block!”

The 81 looks around, but again sees nothing and returns to his drink. Finally, when they think the voice is gone, they hear, “Hey  96, love the wraptail!”

96 looks, but again, no one is there.  Frustrated and finding no possible source of the voice, they call over the bartender. 81 says, “Hey barkeep! What’s that voice we keep hearing?”

“Oh, those are the peanuts,” the bartender replies. “They’re complimentary.”

[beezerboy]

the '81 says "I'm board.... checker board...." 

[Kerry Marchman]

17 hours ago, veatch said:

I'm disappointed no one's finishing the joke. So, well... here goes...  gimme a better one. The bar is now low...

So, a 93, an 81, and a 96 walk into a bar and order drinks. As they sit there, mulling over their day, the 93 hears a high-pitched voice say, "Those frets look great on you!”

The 93 looks around, doesn’t see anything, and returns to his drink. A moment later, the voice returns, this time saying to the 81, “Nice sustain block!”

The 81 looks around, but again sees nothing and returns to his drink. Finally, when they think the voice is gone, they hear, “Hey  96, love the wraptail!”

96 looks, but again, no one is there.  Frustrated and finding no possible source of the voice, they call over the bartender. 81 says, “Hey barkeep! What’s that voice we keep hearing?”

“Oh, those are the peanuts,” the bartender replies. “They’re complimentary.”

Excellent Veatch!

 

14 hours ago, beezerboy said:

the '81 says "I'm board.... checker board...." 

True 'dat!

[Kerry Marchman]

OK, I'll play..

 

So the '93 says, "I bet I would sound great plugged into that Fender Deluxe Reverb back there", the '96 says "man, I'd rock plugged into that Yamaha Soldano next to it, and then the '81 yells in a drunken voice, " I'd rather be plugged into that babe behind me with the whipped cream all over her"...

I'll be glad to remove this if it offends anyone...

Edited December 22, 2025 by Kerry Marchman