mudshark Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Picked up a load in Columbus, Ohio, on June 8 and headed east on I-70 for Cranbury, New Joisey. Stopped at a Pilot near Hebron, Ohio, for fuel, and there's an Ozzfest 2006 tour bus in front of me. The guy pulls it up and I fuel up. I'm fixing to wash the windshield when this dude with a very peculiar walk goes by and it occurs to me it's Ozzy Osburne.............what a world, eh?..........That he was munching on truck stop nachos convinces me the guy must be some lord of darkness or something. Those things taste like hot cardboard with runny cheese spewed all over them.
princeofdarkness56 Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 With some of the substances that Ozzy has put in his body, truckstop nachos must seem like lean cusine.
Matt Mattson Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 Those things taste like hot cardboard with runny cheese spewed all over them.They go in a circle. When they're to old for Williams, they go to Petro, when to slimey for Petro, they go to Flying J for the Mexican buffet night. Try their Mexican lasanga (layer of nacho chips/layer of chili/layer of cheese/ & repeat) some night and see if you don't agree.
earachemyeye Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 They cancelled the Ozzfest in Somerset Wisc. for the second year in a row. Low ticket sales they say. Ideas?Joe
HamerHokie Posted June 20, 2006 Posted June 20, 2006 They cancelled the Ozzfest in Somerset Wisc. for the second year in a row. Low ticket sales they say. Ideas?Joe How about, "Take Somerset off the tour schedule?"
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