Funniest eBay Feedback You've Seen???

[FrankieIII]

These are all from the same eBay ID:

"Neutral feedback rating: Speaker as listed, poorly packed with old dirty pillows, rude response."

"Positive feedback rating: As listed, slow, slow shipping. Took a month to ship. False information given

Seller Reply: BUYER WAS OFFERED REFUND..TWICE!! (INCLUDING FULL SHIPPING) FOR DELAY- GROW UP!"

"Positive feedback rating: Overpacked but arrived safe, better than I expected."

"Positive feedback rating: Whoa, that's a bigun."

"Neutral feedback rating: Cancelled the transaction for no reason then relisted the item.

Seller Reply: Send the money and we will gladly send your item. Cancelled for non payment"

"Positive feedback rating: As listed. No protection in the packing

Seller Reply: I thought bubblewrap WAS protection. Check my many previous packing feedbacks."

"Positive feedback rating: Poorly packed I paid for three phone books used as packing material."

"Positive feedback rating: Yikes, I paid and it was here!

[santellavision]

Here's one that was left for me.

"The mailman had smoke coming from his heels. Shipped at LUDICROUS SPEED! A++++++"

[velorush]

LUDICROUS SPEED!