Well, the morning started a little scary....

[pesocaster]

Desitin tastes like shit! .......... FYI

Straight from the tube, or second-hand? LOL!

Oh man.....

Was changing the baby first thing in the morning... had applied a little Destin and left the cap off .... bent over to grab a fresh diaper and as if it was planned I was yawning and standing back up when I see out of the corner of my eye a little foot on the downward angle of a kick... it hits the tube of Destin and a little blip goes right in my mouth...... only Wiley E. Coyote could have planned that better.....

hahahaha

[Kilroy is all about...]

Those are some funny and scaring stories and visuals. The second-hand -hit taster test was the funniest. All is well in the HFC this morning.

kilroy adds nothing but a few words of positive affirmation.

[Scottcrud]

I have my Edge shaving creme in the shower, that's the only place I'll shave, the hot water feels good on my freshly shaved face.

[bamboohead]

how ironic. I just E-mailed Greg to give him some contact info and saw this old post.Could it be my 81 vector on his mind along with the shaving cream?Time will tell......

[LordOfTheThighs]

WAY Baaaack,when I was a teen-ager, my dad and I used to

pull semi-cruel pranks on each other. I dumped out the last little

remaining amount of Lavoris mouthwash, and filled the bottle

up with Strawberry Suave shampoo. They looked really close

in color. Dad gets up at 5:00 am, brushes his teeth, hits a swig

of Lavoris +++, and the fun begins.

[tafkathundernotes]

Left a plastic 5 gallon gas container where the sun was beating on it. I pulled the cap before I opened the little vent and thbbbbbt! Gas in the eyes. Hurt like a mofo. Just then the electrical inspector shows up to check my handiwork and I'm in the back yard screaming profanities with a hose blasting my face. Not my finest moment....

[SteveB]

One time when I was a kid I brushed my teeth with Brylcream. Bleah.

I also managed to run through a glass sliding door once.

My brother was the champion at trying to electrocute himself by sticking stuff in electrical sockets.

Sometimes one wonders how we manage to survive to adulthood.