Jackass

I know that movie from one end to the other, but I never knew she said dick at the end of that. "Your watch, I can't take it." "That's ok, it doesn't work" Bm PS-You getting cocky now? Posting videos while I still have trouble zipping up my fly? Just picture 'Hit in the head' in the bathroom in the morning trying to get his pants on for a day of buffing.

Yes, Mirrorimij. Is that a #3 in that tat? Is it for Dale? I'm a big Dale fan. Bm

You are correct sir! Did you guys work today? I didn't know Newman60 lost a very talented employee. Bm

Service Engine Soon!

From what I've heard about Northfield, instead of saying blade length, it should say penus length. Bm

Just tell him to grow a pair and place it. Tell him he'll be in the Hamer Hall Of Fame if he does. Bm

He could do it. He just has too fill out a spreadsheet with all the custom specs the customer wants. Then he gives Newman60 a copy. Then Newman60 puts it in with the other ones currently in progress. He orders wood and I order parts all the time and nobody says BOO! They are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo busy with getting Guild on track that you could order a DuotoneCcustom with a dick spraying cum all over the room and they wouldn't notice. Bm

You have a Monaco III? Does your 5-way knob spin around? Bm

I knew with administration changes where I was and a job change for my wife that last year wasn't the time to do a custom, but I wanted to do one this Spring/Summer when things calmed down and after taxes. Unfortunately Hamer was shelved about six months too soon for me... Just call Kim and place it. We are still making other ones. One more will blend in. Just say it was placed two years ago and never got inputted. Bm

Nice placement! Bm

You wouldn't fucking believe what's going on under that Motherbucker. It was a motherfucker to put together. Putting together what the customer wanted and what I had to work with, combined with what Northfield and Newman60 left me with real estate, it was a fucking orgasmic orgy of emotions. I must have dropped 57 'F' bombs! Bm

I don't like it when the flames don't line up. It's like when two vagina lips don't line up. You go down and your like "What?" Bm

You know, it's probably a good thing that when I asked about Hamer making shredders they said no. I would've gladly paid out for a Watson. By the time they had changed their mind I was married and dropping that kind of coin was strictly verboten Wait, no, it's not a good thing. I still wish I had a Watson!!Those are one of my favorite, all hand made. Thanks Greg Someone please buff off the Seymour Duncan name! Bm

Are those fucking swatches? Bm

I can use that cardboard. Bm

We still have custom orders in process. I have one on my bench right now. Bm

PRS was a genius. Just like Geico, when they came on the scene they absolutely overloaded with advertisement. Every other fucking video you saw early on MTV had a PRS in it. KMC always advertised Hamer like it was advertising the Pope. One of Fender's first moves when it bought KMC was to tell the Hamer dealers that they were not shipping to them anymore. The first move Fender made when they bought Guild in Westerly was to stop the production of the Pilot Bass. The Pilot Bass was #3 on the US sales chart right behind Fender. Nice ha. Fucking Evil Empire. Bm

Is that Newman60's Guild walker on the right. Bm

Now that is a real five neck! None of that pussy, smoke and mirrors all in one five neck shit. Buy fucking five Hamers instead of being a fucking cheap bastard and putting them all in one. Oh I'm sorry, was I out of line? Eat me (Say while coughing). Bm

Does that mean it won't be with ink either? Bm

All of the neck pickups are dummies. Just like the House and the Senate. Bminor

This of course is one of the test blanks and was later used for a chip and dip platter.Ha! Bm

If you mean the workshop blog, it has been stagnant forever. Somebody should close it or at least change it. I forgot about that picture. I think when I wore that shirt that day, fender hadn't bought Guild yet and moved it out here. I like the pictures of me with no side shots of my nose! Bm

Look at that fucking maple. Do you have any intonation issues with that bridge? Bm What are your views on the Middle East? Regarding Look at that fucking maple: I told Greg at BCR I wanted the grain to match up and he got on the phone with you guys saying he wanted the sickest piece of maple you could find. I was expecting an exact mirror image match. What blew my mind is that you guys matched AND chevron'd it !!!!!! I'm still in awe! Regarding bridge intonation: No I don't have any problems why? Regarding the Middle East: We'll have to discuss that over a bottle of rum....arggg matey. Some people knocked on my door one Sunday morning about 8:00 am. When I answered the door in my low hanging boxers, I said "What the FUCK do you want!! They said "Do you have any intonation issues with your Hamer multi-string basses?" I said "Why no I don't. Do you have anything light?". They said "Here are some pamphlets on Jewish sports legends". BM Bap babe, slide a piece of the porta, drink side round the java.

22 frets, times each side of the board, times five necks, equals cleaning 220 fret sections. Plus he wanted banjo tuners. Plus buffing it alone. Plus not getting laid. Wow. Bm