Jackass

Is that Lou's? - Austin yup Is that a Watson with a regular headstock? I think they were that Monaco thingy,only one person could know for sure.

Mirrorimage is supposed to show me how to attach a picture. Bm

Giggadee. Bm

Is that Lou's? - Austin yup Is that a Watson with a regular headstock?

Love's B-minor, and turns every finish into glass! I was told to wear gloves so that I wouldn't spread the Hamer skank around the other brands. Bm

I hope I remembered to put the rod cover on! I think Newman hit me in the head after that with his headstock. Look at that soundroom. Fully stocked rod cover wall and everything. It doesn't look like that now. There is yellow police tape all around the Hamer floor and there are chalk body outlines on the floor where we all worked (I think somebody urinated on mine to rub it in!). Bm

Somebody's yellow can is overflowing.

Ha! That is so cool.

Wow, what's the chances of that. My last name is also Wong. Jackass Wong! Bm

That's ok, just fit the bill for one of those ladies I saw standing on the corner in that section of Torrington I was telling you about. You know, it kind of looked like Cathy Botass. Yum. Bm

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!"

Sure. And the first model would be: The NEWMAN60 w/Jackass-slammer pickups That's priceless. Bm

Dingus! Ha! Don't you sleep? While you were posting this, I was dreaming of my custom Hamer with boobies up and down the back of the neck. Bm

I bought 8,345 tickets for last Saturdays's Powerball in hopes I could buy Hamer from you know who (cough like Animal House "Evil Empire"), but I messed up when every ticket had the numbers 69,69,69,69,69 Powerball number 69. Sorry. Bm

It makes the boards flat. Simply running a board through a planer, flipping it, and running the other side through will give you a smooth finish on both sides- but it is not necessarily flat. You can't create a flat surface unless you have a flat surface to begin with. The Newman makes things flat. Once you have one flat side, then the boards go to the planer to create a flat side that is parallel to the side that passed over the Newman. From there you can plane, flip the board, and then plane the other side of the board until you reach desired thickness. An important step that gets skipped in a lot of places. Actually, the Hamer shop is full of vintage woodworking machines. The old stuff is 1000 times better than the stuff built today. No plastic pieces on that stuff ANYWHERE! It's built like a Sherman tank. It has VERY sharp blades spinning in close proximity to the operator. The thing would send your hand up the dust collector before you knew what the F just happened. Just about every Hamer board passed over that thing. Good screen name for Dave since just about every Hamer built in about the last 25 years passed through him at some point. Isn't that fucking priceless. Old school machines and processes always work fucking awesome. G***d has $5,392,742.67 worth of cnc and tooling, plus fucking stupid new wave processes and there shit is fucked up all over the place. Someone shoot me. Let me have my Peanut Butter Ben + Jerry's first. Bm

I know who you are. Come out from behind the curtain. Bm

Take 0000 steel wool and rub it all over the neck in circular motion. I'm a quick toggle flipper also, so I agree. I don't even use the middle position. Tumbling booms are too distracting, especially after a few. Right Newman 60? Rosewood wouldn't go with the look of the guitar. Your like me, after I have something, I wonder what it would be like with something else. Bm

We did 5 or 6. Bm

Kenseth won! Payback. Nascar will find in the post race tear down that his springrubber was 1/1,000,000,000,000,th out of spec. Bm

Newman60? I remember 5 copies for the Hard Rocks about 4-6 years ago. Just recently we did one copy for him. Is that close? Where' MS. He'll know. Call him up and get him on. Bm

What are you doing in the mud? Did they move you guys today? I was on the other side. I saw Doug P.'s Facebook photo. Only half of his face is showing. Bm

Puddle Of Mudd 'Drift And Die' ringing in my phones while posting. Is that cool lingo for the youngun's? Bm

Newman60, what # beer are you on? I lost track. Bm

You can't expect me to checkerboard during the week. I want $10.00 per checker. Who's leading the race? If Danica wins, she should do victory lane naked. Her boyfriend caused the wreck that ate her up last week. I can imagine how that went down later. I just looked, F*****g Kyle is leading again! After he dumped his Nationwide team, he has been going crazy. Combined with his hotty wife, life is good. Bm

Casket? What the F**k are you talking about? Kenseth got some of his points back. Do you think he blew somebody? Bm