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like start a thread that bashes something or asks for captions or makes fun of am HFC member? Just saying is all....its like tradition.

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Friday's the day where I scan something in my office and post it for Pesocaster...

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A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?" The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"

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London Visit

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a pint of Guinness. After a while, he finds himself in a very high class neighborhood..... big, stately residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all...

NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

He really, really has to go, after all those pints of Guinness. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem. As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London Bobbie, who says, "I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom."

"Ah, yes," said the Bobbie..."Just follow me". He leads him to a back delivery alley, then along a wall to a gate, which he opens. "In there,"

points the Bobbie. "Whiz away, anywhere you want."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he has the cop's blessing, he unburdens himself and is greatly relieved.

As he goes back through the gate, he says to the Bobbie "That was really decent of you. Is that what you call "British hospitality?"

"No" replied the Bobbie, with a satisfied smile on his face, "that is what we call the French Embassy."

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Who's the guy who's wearing the "Hide the porn- Jesus is coming!" shirt in his profile on the front page?

I like that shirt.

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No Buzzy Frets, the first man to walk on the moon wasn't the cat who sang "Beautiful World." Thats what you get for drawing mastedons and phoenecian triremes all day.

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Great Peso.

Now you know what he's going to do to counter that, don't you?

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Great scan, Peso. Whaddya call that, the "subway's fullafuckin people" scan? lol

I can't wait until next Friday - I gotta interesting scanplan up my sleeve.

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Great scan, Peso. Whaddya call that, the "subway's fullafuckin people" scan? lol

I can't wait until next Friday - I gotta interesting scanplan up my sleeve.

Man, I had to just scan myself... the coworker I tried to scan kept screaming and squirming... shiesh the light wasnt THAT bright...... hahahah

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