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I did not know them... but here's a real yummy version...

The way I learned it, it was "lukewarm vomit flowing down Maple Street. and I forgot my Spoon".

Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts

the thread from alt.music.lyrics

Greasey grimey gopher guts,

mutilated monkey meat,

little dirty birdie feet,

french fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood,

- and I'm without a spoon!

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Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts

Mutilated monkey meat

Petrefied porpose puss

great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts

and me without a spoon

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Scab sandwich puss on top

Monkey vomit, camel snot

Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue

Scab sandwich just for you!

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(I remember the first part as basically the same)

then ....All wrapped up in all-purpose porpoise pus

and me without my spoon

- but I got my straw (followed loud slurpy noise)

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great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts,

itty bitty birdie feet,

big fat monkey meat,

luke warm pidgeon puke,

and I forgot my spoon.

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Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

Walkin' down the dirty street

Mutilated monkey meat

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

And I forgot my spoon!

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Great big gobs of greasy, grimey gopher guts,

Mutilated monkey meat,

Toasted little birdie's feet,

French fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood --

And I forgot my spoon! :D

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Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts

Chopped-up monkeys' feet

Assasinated birdy's beak

French-fried eyeballs smoked in a bloody pot

That's what [insert taunted person's name here] is made of.

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Great big gobs of greasy grimey golpher guts

Hairy little piggies' feet

Mutilated monkey's meat

All cobbed off with ventilated vulture's vomit

And I forgot my spoon

I for got my spoon

I forgot my spoon

Great big gobs of Greasy grimey golpher guts

and I forgot my spoon

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Great green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts

Mutilated monkey meat

Little dirty birdie feet

French fried eyeballs rolling in a bowl of blood

I forgot my spoon

-But I've got my straw <slurp>

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OK..Here's what I did. I took words from your original post, the 3 other

people that responded, and my own recollection, tried to keep the lyrics

so that they would all fit into the same "tune" that I remember. I'm sure

that this result wasn't an actual song because it's a compilation, but,

here goes! John

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts

Mutilated monkey meat

Petrefied porpose puss

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts

And me without a spoon

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts

Scab sandwich puss on top

Monkey vomit, camel snot

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts

And me without a spoon

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts

Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue

Scab sandwich just for you

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts

And me without a spoon

Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts

Mutilated monkey meat

Toasted little birdie's feet

French fried eyeballs swimming in a pool of blood

And I forgot my spoon

Great big gobs of greasy grimey golpher guts

Hairy little piggies' feet

Mutilated monkey's meat

All cobbed off with ventilated vulture's puke

And I forgot my spoon

------

Posted

this is what I remember from camp:

great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

mutilated mokey meat

chopped up parakeet

great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts

and I forgot my spoon

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