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I have ~ 25 American DJ 30 inch safety cables that I bought for 1 cent each at a Guitar Center super-sale. Of course I have absolutely no need for these. If you need them, and want them, kill a snake, send nekkid pics of your wife, girlfriend, or neighbor's wife or girlfriend, or throw a jar of mustard against a brick wall. If you can't meet one of those requirements, post a 100 word essay here why I should send them to you.

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I don't even know what they're used for...

I stink you wrap these around the rack/whatevercallit and through a PAR can fixture mount. Designed to prevent it from tumbling to the ground should the mounting bracket fail.

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I got's no good nekkid pics since my meighbors are all about 200 years old. Most Esteemed Redhead ain't havin' none of it neither. But, if I had me some a dem safety cables I could:

1) Attach 'em to the gombo bowls so I could reel 'em in after folks heads 'splode

2) Use the loop ends to snare me some snakes this spring. Just hook the other end to a honeysuckle boosh and rig up a trip wire. I gots a back yard just chock full a small holes where I can set the snares.

3) Mebbe put a couple on my stage light fixtures, make it look like I know what I'm doin'.

That might be more than 100 words. I dunno. I can't count more 'n' 5 x 5 (finners, donthca know...)

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If next summer, I promise to kill a snake with a jar of mustard, would that get me a summa' dem cables? I got them nekkid pix, but no scanner. Dammit!

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