Dasein

I only have the one --- sorry if this is getting old. I promise to buy a new one soon.

Eddie had it all! What challenge was there to being him beyond the existential challenge that any of us face every day?

Brooks... those are two classy looking guitars. How do they play/sound? What do you play (music wise) on them?

Still my one and only Hamer. -- Fresh as the day she was born!

You've all seen my Cali -- I love it. But I have always found that the sweet spot for picking (and doing pinch harmonics etc) was slightly more difficult to access because of the extra length of the fretboard. Still waiting for the second run of the Tremol-No before I order a unit -- but as soon as I get that baby it's going in!

It's actually me, but you sons of bitches haven't bothered to figure that out yet ---that plus I've been pretty busy. You've until the next poll to get it right.

What's my wife doing in your photos?

I have it on good authority that Jol will be making new Hamer USA shred models.... just as soon as the hair he losts starts growing back.

Factor opportunity costs.

If you flip on ebay, use two IDs...one for selling and another for buying. Also --always take new photos. And write new, well informed, good copy. Always independently research what you have purchased to ensure accuracy in your listings.

I feel good now. Carry-on~!

You're being "cute" here right? I read his post as a "Devil's Advocate" - here's what some do, semi-cautionary kind of thing. In no way did I interpret it as an endorsement of such a practice, nor as a statement that should impugn his character suggesting this practice would be acceptable to him. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt Greg and allow that you're just making fun here -- anything else would really disappoint me.

how is this measured? I can play one note really really fast It's measured by distance running. He can grab a guitar off the rack at GC and make it out the door and around the corner before security even registers an alarm.

I thought Nigel Tufnel retired to his estate in the south of France? http://spinaltapfan.com/articles/guitarworld2.html

It's The Captain and Tenniel

It's Cali-fuckin-glen-frey!

Even though he's just trolling us now, I'd say "put your money where your mouth is. Create and share an immediate music file with you playing and singing these two songs and we'll judge how good they are. And hey, you could even do it on junk so we can here how it enhances your playing too. Better still, set up your DVR and do the whole thing in digitalvideo/audio with a needle sticking out of your arm... That might be good for a laugh. Your statements are the funniest thing about drugs I've heard since I read about the person Stevie Nicks used to hire to blow toot up her rectum with a little pipe. Good times!

I told you --- try a tapeworm if you like this look.

Heroin is heartbreak. Always. There are better ways to lose weight too -- try a tapeworm.