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Hey Fellas!

Turns out I need my torso invaded by a robot for repairs tomorrow morning. Good news is it’s above my hip bone, not in the balls, but that’s about it lol.

Anyone here already do the recovery and have some helpful tips?

TIA!

❤️GH

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2 hours ago, kizanski said:

I think you all are ignoring the point about stool softeners, Metamucil and the like and you're missing the euphoric pleasure that can come from the combined lightheadedness from the pain meds and the controlled, complete bowel evacuation.

This is one of the finer things in life.

There was a barbecue place my buddy introduced me to that had some of my favorite hot sauce.  Problem was if you ate enough, you ended up w/cramps until the eventual outcome.  He told another friend of his who said, "Here's what I'm gonna do.  I'm gonna get me two half-chickens and some pork chops with that sauce, then I'm not gonna shit for two days, and when I do finally sit down, I'm gonna get a girl to blow me and I'm got gonna let go until she makes me come, because if it's as good as you say, that's gotta be about the best feeling in the world."

Presumably not for the girl.

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As a daily user of Narcotics and stool softeners I can speak from a point of experience, you don't want to run out of either one of them!!!

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On 12/21/2024 at 4:05 PM, Dutchman said:

As a daily user of Narcotics and stool softeners I can speak from a point of experience, you don't want to run out of either one of them!!!

Juggling those two mutually exclusive options is tricky.  I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.  

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I was wondering how I missed this thread, right up until the last 8 or 9 posts........

I hope everything came out OK...for everybody.

 

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