The Shark

I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but the guitar market sucks right now. I bought this guitar for less than two grand. It's killer. I've never had one. It looks like a really killer guitar from Hamer back "in the day"...

Precisely. I'm not up for the "mumbo jumbo" either.

I prefer crowns...

Every gig in Florida is during tax season next year. Sucks...

Dave Wintz is smiling in Heaven. I know it.

I remember the early eBay days when everyone had separate accounts or "friends" to bid up their shit. These people just put items in their cart? Why? If they made an offer and it's accepted, the item's sold. If they made an offer and it's declined, it adds to offers but does it still reside in the cart? I don't know. Seems tedious and useless to a possible buyer. I just make offers or pay the price. Putting an item in my cart doesn't stiffen me in any way.

I have a buddy that gets stars to sign guitars. He's been doing it for years. He uses a certain type of marker that rubs off with just a little elbow grease. He'll photograph the autograph on the guitar (kind of artsy) and wipe it clean for the next "star". Collects 8x10 glossies of famous signatures on guitars, without the permanency. Killer guitar! They ain't makin' them anymore...

A little "gritty" but they clean up really nice. String separation is really good too. Maybe it's all in my head!!!

He Knew is friggin' great too.

Ah, I don't get around enough...😇

Huh?

That's a stupid crazy low price for that guitar. I'd never sell mine for that.

I remember my "Key Man" black Sunburst with a Floyd order. I wanted .010 to .046 and they told me that it would ship with .009 to .042. Like I never asked... 1992.

The last word...

We are lucky to have Josh and Jeff on "speed dial" here. I have multiple guitars with multiple sets of their pickups. Just another "value added" asset at the greatest guitar forum around. Too bad Hamer isn't anymore...

And that could be the least of their worries.

Nope. Dilute the message? Hell you say!

You know that's true. They're just so repetitive. Remember, my friend. Bad news is the only news these days (for the most part).

In each case........... I'm not going to say it..........

This is all that should be needed at the end of each drug advertisement on television. Nearly all can end in death, so the "warnings" are a bit excessive and oftentimes longer than the body of the commercial. You can tell I hate drug ads...

No problem.

I hope not. I expect more from "Hell"...

Probably a guitar for a specific tonal palette. Sorry, I had to...

Size 12. They fit like 13...available and brand new.

Did that guitar, by any chance, come from Florida? Space Coast area? If not, there's another one. I'm lying in wait.