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Sadly this is me. And no, this is not a halloween show...

Any challengers?

Btw the way MuseCafeChris, I'm stealing your, "Elvis who?" remark!

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The sweat bands look particularly gay... I'd lose 'em.

Unless of course you are a sweaty bastard, then I'd go for cotton trousers too ;)

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Awww, wrecks. Somebody needs the no more tears shampoo formula... But hey, if you'd like to start holding more grudges who am I to stand in the way? After all your credibility is undeniable...

lol!

But seriously, I never wear a the mask in the first photo. And you forgot the nipple clamps. I just prefer it if it where accurate that's all.

And yes, I'm a sweaty guy!

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i'm a stickler for the sweat bands myself. keeps sticky crud off the top of the guitar and such. i sweat ALOT on stage because we always end up playing in places where the crowd's accumulated body heat turns the place into a blast furnace. that and i'm pretty... mobile.. on stage. you're not that bad though, you could be this guy

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This is from about 11 years ago, I had a wierd mullet/rocker thing going. At the time I thought it was different.

First one is pre-Hamer (and in work uniform):

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2 months later after my first Hamer and custom order, here I was learning the songs for this band that I had just joined called Misery.

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They hated my hair but how can you play Hamers and be in a band called Misery anyway? ;)

I joined because they had a song on KSJO (S.F. Bay Area) called PsychoBitch and I LOVE to play live.

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Here I am the day I learned my Triple Threat was shipping...........

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My gawd. That mullet is... magnificent!

I'm tearing up over here.

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My gawd. That mullet is... magnificent!

Damn! ... that Business in the front and Full on "8 keg rager with endless lines of blow and strippers" in the back!

That my friend is a POWER MULLET!!!!!

\m/ ;) \m/

at least you have hair.... hahhaha

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Here I am the day I learned my Triple Threat was shipping...........

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Holy Molies! What Chops! Magnificent!

I guess I better just let mine grow back together and change my name.

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My gawd.  That mullet is... magnificent!

Damn! ... that Business in the front and Full on "8 keg rager with endless lines of blow and strippers" in the back!

That my friend is a POWER MULLET!!!!!

\m/ ;) \m/

at least you have hair.... hahhaha

*sigh* ;)

Yeah I know, at the time i was unaware that it was a mullet.

After I got in the band I started growing the rest out.....I spent the next 2 years wearing a baseball cap flipped backwards. ;)

Also, at that time I was 6' 2" and was 145lbs.....lol.

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ah the hair days....

oh and KOZ nice "tube" in the 2nd pic.... think I had the same one... about the same time... hahhaaha

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and now.... Both kinda scary really... hahhahaha

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Yes that is a "tobacco water pipe".

The good ol' days eh? ;)

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The sweat bands look particularly gay... I'd lose 'em.

haha. posted the same thing about a year ago in another one of his 'look at me i'm so dangerously punk decked out in my tight t-shirt, leather trousers, Anarchy wristbands worn up high on my forearms and killer spiky hair that puts to shame the 13 year old singer of Serial Joe ' posts. You and iownit4 need to start a band big time, guy.

In the interests of saving time, I'm including my reply to your next post in which you will call me mean: suck my dick

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The sweat bands look particularly gay... I'd lose 'em.

In the interests of saving time, I'm including my reply to your next post in which you will call me mean: suck my dick

Easy with the flaming, guys!

Man, I find myself spending less and less time here lately.

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Speaking of flaming...

sweat bands are gay unless you're Olivia Newton John.

Wrecks is gay. So is the guy who posts next, unless that's Wrecks. In which case, Wrecks is double-secret gay.

The guy humping me as I type this is also gay.

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The sweat bands look particularly gay... I'd lose 'em.

In the interests of saving time, I'm including my reply to your next post in which you will call me mean: suck my dick

Easy with the flaming, guys!

Man, I find myself spending less and less time here lately.

Dude.... Your killing me, LOL!

Go photo shop a few milk cartons for all the missing members....

Ooops! I am not gay, as the post above might have you believe.

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well, if you add Halloween performances I probably have you beat. ;)

dammit, it won't let me attach the pic..ah well..so much for my Brett Michaels impersonation ;)

you mean this one?

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Speaking of flaming...

sweat bands are gay unless you're Olivia Newton John.

Wrecks is gay. So is the guy who posts next, unless that's Wrecks. In which case, Wrecks is double-secret gay.

The guy humping me as I type this is also gay.

"I aint queer or nuthin'" but THAT was funny.

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Go photo shop a few milk cartons for all the missing members....

I think we better "shine on" the cartons and go for the whole milk cow, Turdus.

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Is that a bong in the second pic?

That is the first mullet I have ever seen where you can actually hide a Bong!!

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