Weirdest looking HFC member

[Nathan]

Where the hell is Ben? Was he touring or some such nonsense?

[KeyOfZ]

Oh man....what about:

A sales pitch would be known as a Dick and Pony show (Ewwww)

[Turdus]

Go photo shop a few milk cartons for all the missing members....

I think we better "shine on" the cartons and go for the whole milk cow, Turdus.

Ed -- ahhh.. the Simon + Simon2 days..... can you believe it was 3 years ago that I coined the phrase "Axis Of Worthlessness"? Just get ToneJunkee back in fold, LOL.

Now I am only going to say this once..... come down off the ledge..... don't jump dude.... nobody wants to clean it up. You're among friends.... I still drive by your old house hoping to take in some of the greatness that may still be in the air. But, they are widening the intersection there, so it is mainly dust.

Bring back the laughs.

[JohnnyB]

I think we better "shine on" the cartons and go for the whole milk cow, Turdus.

Wrecks, how could you of all people forget Nightwolf?

Or did you run out of space?

[wyldbil]

I vote for my alter-ego: StarStruck!

[MrGuitarguy]

I vote for my alter-ego: StarStruck!

Nice Bil!!!

[BruceM]

I thought the whole point of hair and dress-up was to get women. Excuse me, get laid. Does that spikey pink stuff work?

I've had my best luck without hair. It's overrated.

Now THIS is gay!

[BTMN]

I cant let you have the title that easy fellas. Below you see my posing for my niece and nephew.

[Cheap Chick]

The sweat bands look particularly gay... I'd lose 'em.

haha. posted the same thing about a year ago in another one of his 'look at me i'm so dangerously punk decked out in my tight t-shirt, leather trousers, Anarchy wristbands worn up high on my forearms and killer spiky hair that puts to shame the 13 year old singer of Serial Joe ' posts. You and iownit4 need to start a band big time, guy.

In the interests of saving time, I'm including my reply to your next post in which you will call me mean: suck my dick

goddamn! that's funny! Especially the pre-emptive reply! haha!

Yeah.. i think we already voted collectively last year that sweatbands make one look like the "wild and crazy" member of the New Kids on the Block.

That mullet doth rock mightily! Mullets are at the pinnicle of hip now with the Electroclash kids here in L.A. You'll be rockin' one again soon.

Goose, you damn haute couture fashion plate.. check your email - I have your CD waitin' to be mailed!

And yeah.. try as you might.. Bruce has you all beat in the looking gay contest! All the rest o' youse are freakin' posers!

[MrGuitarguy]

I thought the whole point of hair and dress-up was to get women.  Excuse me, get laid.  Does that spikey pink stuff work?

Oh yeah, it does! Way better than it should. Girls love it! I can't tell you why, but they do. Leather too. And the arm bands, but it's mainly the hair. "Can I touch your hair?!?" But then again I'm probably the one of the few twenty-something guys here hooking up with twenty-something chicks judging by the average age on th baord (this comment is not meant as a negative in anyway, just a difference in taste by age group.) Let's dig up everyone's pictures when you were all in your twenties. I'd love to see that!

But say what you will, I couldn't care less what anyone thinks about how I look. Especially a bunch on male guitarists! LOL!

Besides karma's a bitch, and if you're not careful I may be that guy your daughter brings home to meet the family, which might lead you to sudden heart failure! *Duhn Duhn Duhnnnnn....*

[BruceM]

Oh yeah, it does! Way better than it should. Girls love it! I can't tell you why, but they do. Leather too. And the arm bands, but it's mainly the hair. "Can I touch your hair?!?"

Thought so. Damn. Maybe I can get a weave.

[darc]

"Oh yeah, it does! Way better than it should. Girls love it! "... blah blah I'm a stud and you're not yada yada... "But say what you will, I couldn't care less what anyone thinks about how I look. Especially a bunch on male guitarists! LOL!"

Not to start a shit storm, but the first line of the first post read "Sadly, this is me." But when you get called out it's obvious you're into your look (nothing inherently wrong with that BTW), and in the next breath you claim you don't care what we think. It's an embarassing thread all 'round, but in good fun, per benefit of the doubt. Just take the knocks and be civil. Yes, most of us are getting fat and bald but most of us GENUINELY don't care what the rest think.

This whole thing reminds me of the time a guy sitting at the bar next to me tried to tell me how embarassed he was that his band had "stooped" to play CBGB's. I told him I was pretty sure he had just slipped that in so I'd know he was cool enough to be scoring NYC gigs. He was pissed for about 5 secs, then he admitted it was true. We had a beer. Nice enough fellow.

[darc]

P.S. Smileys in all these posts and I totally forgot mine. Please don't take this all that seriously...

[cmatthes]

I think Serial is the weirdest looking HFC'er.

[DavidE]

Where the hell is Ben? Was he touring or some such nonsense?

I just emailed with young Ben the other day. He said he'll poke his head in and say hello. He has a new job and has been busy. Old band is gone, but he has a new one.

[MrGuitarguy]

"Oh yeah, it does! Way better than it should. Girls love it! "... blah blah I'm a stud and you're not yada yada... "But say what you will, I couldn't care less what anyone thinks about how I look. Especially a bunch on male guitarists! LOL!"

Not to start a shit storm, but the first line of the first post read "Sadly, this is me." But when you get called out it's obvious you're into your look (nothing inherently wrong with that BTW), and in the next breath you claim you don't care what we think. It's an embarassing thread all 'round, but in good fun, per benefit of the doubt. Just take the knocks and be civil. Yes, most of us are getting fat and bald but most of us GENUINELY don't care what the rest think.

This whole thing reminds me of the time a guy sitting at the bar next to me tried to tell me how embarassed he was that his band had "stooped" to play CBGB's. I told him I was pretty sure he had just slipped that in so I'd know he was cool enough to be scoring NYC gigs. He was pissed for about 5 secs, then he admitted it was true. We had a beer. Nice enough fellow.

No, I'm not a stud. I'm a totally laid back guy with a good since of humor. (I imagine that most of the HFC'ers who know me in person would say so too. I hope so anyway, as it's been my goal to be that kind of person.) I'm just responding to the comment. In fact the number one comment I get is "Wow, you're not like I thought you'd be. You're so nice!" I'm proud of that myself. Apparently spikey haired people are usually jerks? That's too bad. I'm not the kind of guy who's full of myself (in fact I'm usually too hard on myself most people say), but I am comfortable being me.

The thing that sucks about message boards is that you can't tell someone's tone of voice or how serious they are. I say "sadly this is me" because I think it's funny the reaction I get sometimes from people. And yeah, I like the way I look or I wouldn't do it. My point is only that if anyone here doesn't like it (and some don't) I won't change as a result, because I'm fine with myself. You can't make anyone else truely happy unless you're happy yourself. Besides, I'm a professional entertainer. At least I don't look like I'm in a glam band! lol!!!

Btw, all this was typed while chuckling with a smile on my face.

Now this thread was intended to have lots of goofy pictures, so post some. We all know you have them so relax and have some fun!

[MrGuitarguy]

I cant let you have the title that easy fellas. Below you see my posing for my niece and nephew.

That is friggin' hillarious!! Nice picture!

[darc]

All good. Probably shouldn't have come out swinging like that. The two posts just struck me as thinly-veiled smugness. Far be it from me to criticize smugness; it was the "thinly veiled" that got me blathering.

[wgarces]

I thought the whole point of hair and dress-up was to get women.  Excuse me, get laid.  Does that spikey pink stuff work?

Oh yeah, it does! Way better than it should. Girls love it! I can't tell you why, but they do. Leather too. And the arm bands, but it's mainly the hair. "Can I touch your hair?!?"

Yeah, but do you let them touch All your hair? Dude, looks like you're having a little too much fun.