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You can’t always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.” Frank Zappa

They were back then, yes.

my neighbor plays drums at odd hours during the day, mostly. But there was a 2am session about a year ago in the summer when his wife was out of town, this is a quiet residential city street with mostly smallish older single family homes. Somebody called the cops, he didn't answer the door for them. He's not a terrible drummer, so that's a plus. So I often think of this joke when I hear him playing, or this one ( very short version): An explorer (coincidentally named Gibson) goes to a remote tropical island, and notices that there are always drums playing from somewhere off in the distance, asks a local "do the drums ever stop??" Local says "very-very bad when drums stop", eventually the drums stop and the locals run around in a panic "oh no!! bass solo!!!"

I have had a few Medleys, now gone. All that remains is Machete. Must be pronounced Ma---chet----AAAAA!