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Caution: Avoid over use.

Under certain circumstances, this tremolo has been known to cause Rockstar-itis in some people. This affliction causes a serious and uncontrollable urge to create loud, full shred, self indulgent riffs and solos at ear shattering levels.  Beware, deafness may occur!

Some side affects may occur after prolonged use!

These symptoms may include, but are not limited to:

Platinum records usually associated with rock star status! Decadent fame and fortune complete with  worshiping fans! Lucrative music deals,  private record labels and obscene, overflowing bank accounts! Also saying the words: "what?" or "huh?" more than usual may occur. Did we mention groupies?

This ain't your daddy's tremolo anymore!

Don't let stardom pass you by, sign up for yours today!

Kahler parts will soon be available!

I love their product warning.

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