Leaderboard

A man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly Gates. The Angel explains that admission requirements are now a bit more strict, as a few slum landlords and con artists have managed to slip into Heaven without being detected. He queries the first candidate:”What was your annual salary, and what was your profession? “I made $150,000 as an Attorney” comes the reply. “You may enter” says the Angel. Second candidate, same question. “I made $95,000, I was a realtor.” He is also permitted to enter. Now it is the third man’s turn. “My annual salary was $8,000.” “Cool!” replies the Angel, “and what instrument did you play?”

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No matter how hard I tried I could never get into him. He’s an acquired taste.

Coming (not so) soon to a pedalboard near you......

all this is pure porn, so beautiful pieces of craftmanship🤤