Ting Ho Dung

Damn Gene, You're lookin' buff.

The guitar is not straight. It's a Closet Queen. Badda Bing!! Tip yo Bitches on the way out.

Yeah, but you look old. You little Twit.

Maybe if I had one. We don't need a licence to drive dirt road with no shoes.

God, Mitch. Why do you have to be such an ass hole on my non-birthday? Screw you guys, I'm going home.

I think someone must have my password. But I love feeling the love on this site. Thanks again. Wait, where's Feynman 1.0?

Maybe you already know this, but if you need to adjust the tail piece height, don't use a screwdriver. You will always get those little divots in the post slot. Loosen the strings a little and use a quarter or nickel. I think even then I may have used a piece of fabric over the coin. But I can't remember for sure. Edit: You're still a Jerk.

Leave it. It looks cool. Is it nickel? I never polish nickel.

God I'm high.

The U as in "U-Suck!!"

Zen's The Man.

Very interesting. Thanks guys. I didn't know the Tally had the boat carve. Thanks for the diagrams Chris. I may have to look for one to play and see if it's for me.

Can you tell me what you like about it so much? Which guitar do you have that has the boat?

The Boat Carve. Does it feel like a strong V? Do you notice it? Is it the most comfy thing like a pillow mattress? I tend to like strong C carves. Would I like a Boat Carve?

God I love a Thick Black Neck.

Peter Frampton would have sounded good on vocals. Probably better on guitar as well but I can't see Peter with all those LEDs glowing.

Beautiful wood. Is it me or is the tail piece crooked? Maybe it's parallax distortion from the angle? But it doesn't seem to line up with the pickups.

I think you need Clint Eastwood for help with that. Oh look! It's elduave

It got the "relic" treatment Elduave did not request. Somehow, he still speaks to me... He actually speaks very highly of you as he glances around the room that no one is in earshot.

Why is it called a Zandard? I'm assuming Zander + Standard. But why? I don't get it. Great lookin' guitar though. Slung low. If I played that low it would have smegma all over the back. No buckle rash though.

Demo by someone who can play http://youtu.be/pNCoKpAOx-Q?list=UUzXWw5mtCz0Pg1aB8YhzeUQ

There's one more thing I'll never be able to do then. lol

He plays as well as a lot of us here I bet.

I've made a lot of things using my Black n Decker Workmate, but nothing like this.