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Whichever. What good is a guitar's "value" if you're afraid to use it? *Notice: Greg using "Not Real Thing" Junior....

I haven't seen him gig anything but The Real Thing since forever. Anyway, screw that. I don't "play out" that often, so when I do, I'm not about to keep anything back for sake of anything happening to it.

Well, I came to my senses. I'm keeping the BCR Junior. The List will have a few changes very soon.

Paging Robin Expert Kenny Jones....

Soon to be appearing on ebaY...

Wow...a typed letter. Remember those?

At least it's not a lefty Strat trem.

Just for that I'm going to call Leslie West to go to your house and smack you in the face with a rack of lamb. Then, from your view from the floor, you will be forced to watch him eat it as he holds you down on your back with his size 14 shoe on your chest. Now save yourself the pain and suffering and just buy it.

The Black Bastard has a new home. Serial Steve, forgive me.

No RJ, none are through the finish. It looks 100 times worse in this photo than it ever will in your hands.

Yes.

It was Jack & Coke, you revisionist historian. The '52 Reissue Tele is SOLD.

Yea - it looks like my Web host is down... Let me look into this! In the meanwhile: 2003 Hamer Junior: This is one I may regret selling one day, but with a real 1959 Junior in my stable, this guitar may otherwise never again see the light of day. Custom order mahogany Junior made to BCR Music & Sound specifications. Thin headstock with vintage-style strip tuners. This guitar is all original and in "like new" condition. So light, you'll think the included checkerboard case is empty. $1450 1994 Hamer Daytona: Mary Kay Blonde with maple neck showing a small amount of fret wear. The previous owner may have used an actual pick ax to pick this ax, but I was able to wet sand and buff out most of his "playing" wear. This is a cosmetic non-issue which took some photo enhancement for me to make visible. The original pickguard was scratched all up to hell, so I replaced it with another Daytona pickguard (yes, they ARE different than Stratocaster pickguards). No surprises! Wilkinson bridge and trem arm are installed. Original Hamer HSC. $600 2003 Terry McInturff Empress: 2003 NAMM Show Guitar! This guitar is also featured in the 2003 TCM catalog (a copy is in the case) as well as the TCM Website. S/S/H configuration, tremolo, standard neck profile. Like new condition, Original matching green HSC. $1350 1984/5 Robin Raider: A fairly rare guitar in a very rare color. Very good condition with only a couple of dings and bruises. This guitar has the familiar 3 single coil/5-way switch layout, but does the "Twang" thing like nothing else. No case. $400 Fender Custom Shop Relic 57 RI maple neck, medium V with heavy quilt figuring, Fender Custom Shop Relic '60 black body with medium wear, steel trem block, Callaham aged plastic and cryogenically treated Fralin vintage plus pickups, properly aged hardware, shortened trem arm. No Case. $1850

The Seafoam Green DayPOEna is GONE. **sniff**

The Mirage is SOLD.

...makes a body good, m'boy! The List.

Ok - fixed, wiseguy.

Wait no longer! The List is completed. But first, a few words: Thank you for all of your emails, your phone calls, and for your patience. Don't be discouraged if you don't see a certian guitar on The List that you were hoping to see for sale. That only means that I don't want to sell it, but if you offer me too much money for it, I will probably acquiesce. EMAIL ME with any questions, comments, etc. Not only do I not want to hog Ted's bandwidth, but I can not regularly check this site from my computer at work. They actually expect me to be working while I'm there. The bastards! I do, however, check my email regularly. This will also ensure that I know who asked me about a certain guitar first. Prices include shipping (in the CONUS) and PayPal is fine with me. I will also accept money orders, of course. Personal checks from my fellow HFCers are also acceptable. I will ship internationally, but we'll obviously have to see what that costs. So now, without further delay, The List!

Patience, kids....patience. All good things...

The Kizanski Winter Mega Sale is Imminent!! You do the math: 24 Guitars 1 Amp 1 Lap "Feeding the Greed," as my friend jjguitarranch puts it, has not made me a better guitar player. In fact it has confused and clouded my brain, and when the cases get stacked up so that you can't even pull one out to play it, you start to wonder what the whole point was in the first place. Too much time that should be spent playing is wasted horse trading and looking for the next deal. I'm sure a few of you can relate. I have my eye on something vintage, so although I'd normally love to hear about trades, I'm going to do my best to resist this time around. I'm getting The List together this weekend, so Stay tuned...

That is incredible work. The guys at GMP knew how to do grafix! The HEMIBIRD. Don't like it? Suck it.

Sounds like none other....well, maybe one other.

That's ok - I was just messing with you. However, next time you will recieve a 10 yard penalty for "Excessive Formatting," as Nathan once ruled.

Easy, mate....I did.

The 1st "guitar album" that I ever heard was "Electric Ladyland," but it was Jeff Beck's "Wired" that made me want to play guitar. Immediatly following were the 1st three Queen albums. EVH was the Jimi of the '70's, and then there was a lot of dark times where everything was someone copying someone else (usually EVH). I have to say the first guy to blow me away since then was Johnny A. Completely amazing and original. Also, Greg Koch will tear your head off. Listen to "Spank It" and tell me I'm wrong.