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SPAM!

My HFC bros get free shipping and I eat PayPal fees!

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

Posted

I'll take the red FB1.

I'll trade you these three magic beans...

Posted

I eat PayPal fees!

Among other things.

BAM!! POW!! ZAP-O!

I'll take the red FB1.

Catch me on the right day, and you never know...

Gonna have to make some really hard choices: FB1? Avalon?? HEMIBIRD?? TV Junior???

Hard choices indeed....

Posted

BAM!! POW!! ZAP-O!

Gonna have to make some really hard choices: FB1? Avalon?? HEMIBIRD?? TV Junior???

Excessive formatting penalty!

Posted

Gregger, I should have sold my NM '57 TV Jr to you. It was a good 'un.

tvjrnew.jpg

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................................

Posted

uuuhh, did I hear HEMIBIRD ?

You may have. It could happen, my friend...

Guest Meshuggah
Posted

So...everyone's your friendd now?

You slut!

Posted

uuuhh, did I hear HEMIBIRD ?

You may have. It could happen, my friend...

we -should- talk...uuuh sooner than later :blink:

Posted

Is the Baker in the foray???

Start building a stack of money and I'll consider it.

I gots the Old Wood Bug again.

Guest Meshuggah
Posted
Is the Baker in the foray???
Start building a stack of money and I'll consider it. I gots the Old Wood Bug again.

Hey! Hey! Hey! First in line here!

Posted
Is the Baker in the foray???
Start building a stack of money and I'll consider it. I gots the Old Wood Bug again.

Hey! Hey! Hey! First in line here!

Got the Baker bug, James?

Just the other day you were looking to sell Black Bart (which is what I call the black Baker).

Posted

Is the Baker in the foray???

Start building a stack of money and I'll consider it.

I gots the Old Wood Bug again.

just get a Suhr or sumpin :blink:

Posted

Seeing as you're from Jersey shouldn't you use the term Taylor Pork Roll instead of Spam?

Guest Meshuggah
Posted
Seeing as you're from Jersey shouldn't you use the term Taylor Pork Roll instead of Spam?

No why dat's a Joisy phernominah!

We got TPR right here in lil olde Norfuck.

Posted

Of course, the scammers and the phishers are out in full force. These guys never quit.

Muse may be right: "ebaY sucks."

Not listed, I also have a like new set of EMGs.

It's an 81/85 set that came in a Standard that I just bought a couple of months ago.

You get the two 'buckers, wiring harness (with the quick connect plugs), master vol/master tone wiring.

Just add a 3 position switch and an output jack (and a guitar).

Don't make me photograph 'em - you know what they look like.

$150 shipped.

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