Brooks Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 several years ago we had a blast w/ haikus.there's a haiku thread on TGP;http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showthrea...3933&page=6my true gear stories in haiku form:clown at music barnfooked up my hamer fretboardworst fret dress ever.roland vg8every tone under the sunbut none sound that good.marshall jtmgreat clean and crunch tones untiltransformer blew up.floyd rose tremelois so much fun to play withbut sucks the tone out.
MCChris Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 clown at music barnfooked up my hamer fretboardworst fret dress ever.The ones we wrote about killing that guy were great.
Jeff R Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 Hamer PrototypeVery comfy on a strapPickup looks pregnantStudio CustomBeautiful fifty-nine burstLes Paul less ten poundsCandy red ScarabGrab Kahler, play Night RangerUse can opener
MCChris Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 Ervin hates FedExFlipped off driver yesterdayDriver kicked his assJeff sold G&LShouldn't have fucking done soThe man's a moron
Jeff R Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 Lathrop fulla shitFake boobs smother his mindsetM C Sil-uh-cone
seeker Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 Cool idea; missed it b4. My try (also on TGP)Guitar Amp is CrankedWindows Rattle, Glasses DancePhone Rings, No Answer
Brooks Posted February 26, 2007 Author Posted February 26, 2007 clown at music barnfooked up my hamer fretboardworst fret dress ever.The ones we wrote about killing that guy were great.yeah, was that the old board? good times.i remember you working in something like"shove that file up your culo" hahahaa
MCChris Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 Sat next to Ree-shardAt Twin Cities jiggle barLooked up, he was goneBrooks sent Krantz CDFound it today, playing nowAs I look at tits
Bruiser Brody Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 Fukking fuel filterNot the problem with my truckBad gasoline sukks!San Marcos contractWoman falls in love too quickMade fast break back homeCrazy Astronaut Psychotic Killing MachineTypical space case
MCChris Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 Bruiser Brody isOne crazy son of a bitchOr so I've been told
Bruiser Brody Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 Bruiser Brody isOne crazy son of a bitchOr so I've been toldDon't believe the hypeI like warm milk and cookiesTeddy Bears are choice
MCChris Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 Bruiser Brody isOne crazy son of a bitchOr so I've been toldDon't believe the hypeI like warm milk and cookiesTeddy Bears are choiceThat's a goddamn lieJust like the rumor that youLike your steak well done
Bruiser Brody Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 Contract work blows shitMoney's good but no health careTime to get real jobHamer makes guitarsI've never owned a HamerNot planning on itJeffR Lone Star tripBrooks says he couldn't keep upTake off the dress BrooksMC Playboy jobDream job or Blue Ball City?I would say dream job.Debt-free by fortyI am going to try hardBooze is expensive
Rockola Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 I bought a new ampShe said, "That's too many amps"Now she won't fook me
Jeff R Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 JeffR Lone Star tripBrooks says he couldn't keep upTake off the dress BrooksYou and Scrud are in for a treat (or a torture).It appears I'm going to be crashing on your couch for FIVE nights now. Calling tonight.In the meantime, pick a bail bondsman with a credit plan (or who will take an IOU written on a Burger King napkin at 4 a.m.) 'kay?
Brooks Posted February 27, 2007 Author Posted February 27, 2007 Contract work blows shitMoney's good but no health careTime to get real jobHamer makes guitarsI've never owned a HamerNot planning on itJeffR Lone Star tripBrooks says he couldn't keep upTake off the dress BrooksDebt-free by fortyI am going to try hardBooze is expensiveclassic! hahasteve can talk shit butdrunk and broke is no way toenter middle agesteve won't touch hamersunless tommy E or zakkdecide to switch brands
Bruiser Brody Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 BWHAHA!!Homemade disco axeGuitar taller than Brooks isBut not quite as queer
Rockola Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 There he goes againJimbilly's weekly gear scoreHow does he do it?Brooks and Bruiser scrapHaikus at thirty pacesLaughs galore for us
Bruiser Brody Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 All in good fun Brooks is my boy!Jeffroe in AustinAs Dio would scream "LOOK OUT!"Crash luncheon Friday! (haha..sorry, inside joke)Edited for missing a syllable..oops
Brooks Posted February 27, 2007 Author Posted February 27, 2007 jeffro and bruiserout drink shriner conventionliver cirrhosis
Bruiser Brody Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 Jeffroe's Dokken licksFingernails on a chalkboardNo whammy bars here
Jeff R Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 Jeff go to AustinBruiser and Jeff meet ScottcrudLarry, Moe, Curley
Bruiser Brody Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 Scottcrud came to mind When I saw this Dimebag pic Wearing Deadhorse shirt
ford Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 [It appears I'm going to be crashing on your couch for FIVE nights now. Calling tonight.In the meantime, pick a bail bondsman with a credit plan (or who will take an IOU written on a Burger King napkin at 4 a.m.) 'kay?Who says Americans can't plan for the future!Hamer Daytonayou are green so greenthe color of toneSweet T-51Your alder keeps my back wellyour tone makes me smileMirage Maple TopI still think of you fondlyI know you still rockBCR Greg postspictures of guitars for ushe prefers we buy
silentman Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap
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