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several years ago we had a blast w/ haikus.

there's a haiku thread on TGP;

http://www.thegearpage.net/board/showthrea...3933&page=6

my true gear stories in haiku form:

clown at music barn

fooked up my hamer fretboard

worst fret dress ever.

roland vg8

every tone under the sun

but none sound that good.

marshall jtm

great clean and crunch tones until

transformer blew up.

floyd rose tremelo

is so much fun to play with

but sucks the tone out.

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Hamer Prototype

Very comfy on a strap

Pickup looks pregnant

Studio Custom

Beautiful fifty-nine burst

Les Paul less ten pounds

Candy red Scarab

Grab Kahler, play Night Ranger

Use can opener

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clown at music barn

fooked up my hamer fretboard

worst fret dress ever.

The ones we wrote about killing that guy were great.

yeah, was that the old board? good times.

i remember you working in something like

"shove that file up your culo" hahahaa

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Bruiser Brody is

One crazy son of a bitch

Or so I've been told

Don't believe the hype

I like warm milk and cookies

Teddy Bears are choice

That's a goddamn lie

Just like the rumor that you

Like your steak well done

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Contract work blows shit

Money's good but no health care

Time to get real job

Hamer makes guitars

I've never owned a Hamer

Not planning on it

JeffR Lone Star trip

Brooks says he couldn't keep up

Take off the dress Brooks

MC Playboy job

Dream job or Blue Ball City?

I would say dream job.

Debt-free by forty

I am going to try hard

Booze is expensive

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JeffR Lone Star trip

Brooks says he couldn't keep up

Take off the dress Brooks

You and Scrud are in for a treat (or a torture).

It appears I'm going to be crashing on your couch for FIVE nights now. Calling tonight.

In the meantime, pick a bail bondsman with a credit plan (or who will take an IOU written on a Burger King napkin at 4 a.m.) 'kay?

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Contract work blows shit

Money's good but no health care

Time to get real job

Hamer makes guitars

I've never owned a Hamer

Not planning on it

JeffR Lone Star trip

Brooks says he couldn't keep up

Take off the dress Brooks

Debt-free by forty

I am going to try hard

Booze is expensive

classic! haha

steve can talk shit but

drunk and broke is no way to

enter middle age

steve won't touch hamers

unless tommy E or zakk

decide to switch brands

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It appears I'm going to be crashing on your couch for FIVE nights now. Calling tonight.

In the meantime, pick a bail bondsman with a credit plan (or who will take an IOU written on a Burger King napkin at 4 a.m.) 'kay?

Who says Americans can't plan for the future!

Hamer Daytona

you are green so green

the color of tone

Sweet T-51

Your alder keeps my back well

your tone makes me smile

Mirage Maple Top

I still think of you fondly

I know you still rock

BCR Greg posts

pictures of guitars for us

he prefers we buy

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